Dumbass

Something Looks Really Familiar...

Bauer-Griffin

hmm... maybe it's Spencer's jacket? No, that's not it. Maybe it's Heidi's make-up choice? Nope, that's not it either! What could it be? Oh my... I think I have it! Could it be the dress Heidi's wearing?

BINGO! That's it... I knew I'd seen it before, and recently, too! Yep, that's the one Heather Graham wore to "The Hangover Premiere". Ooh! and Kristin Cavallari wore to the Wizard of Oz Exhibition Opening Night Gala the other day. 

This dress is like a dirty penny; it keeps popping up everywhere. And the ones wearing the dress... even dirtier. Unless of course, their underwear is covered in concealer!

Oops! Britney's Tampon is Hanging Out

What can I say? No, seriously, what can I say!? Here's Britney Spears performing in California to the song "Boys" on her Circus Tour.


The ShamOw Hooker Scandal

So, if you haven't been living under a rock, you've probably already heard about the scandal involving ShamWow sales rep Vince Shlomi and prostitute Sasha Harris. But, have you seen the pics? Click here for more from TMZ.

To quickly recap... Vince met up with hooker Sasha Harris in Miami Beach last month, he brought her back to his hotel, they started kissing, she bit down on his tongue and apparently wouldn't let go, so Vince punch her in the face. Once thing led to another and we have a hotel brawl.

Both were busted for felony battery and then prosecuters dropped the case... probably because they have better things to do with their time then to spend it on these two deadbeats. I don't know about you, but I'm now seriously reconsidering if I really want to buy the ShamWow.

OK... yes, I still do.

Booking Photo


Ashton Kutcher is Dickweed Numero Uno

OMG... I feel so badly for you, Ashton! I mean... that somebody has the nerve to build a house on the land they bought!? and in your exclusive neighbourhood... DOUBLE ??? Do they know who they're pissing off!?

OK... first off, most people are up @ 7:00am... it's called a J-O-B, YES... it sucks, but that's life. Second, you look like the only dickweed here. Get over yourself. Pfff... the nerve of SOME people!

Finally, nobody's fooled by your retraction on Twitter, that you were only joking. I'm so definitely not buying what you're trying to sell. Ooh! and no, I doubt I was just PUNK'D.


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