Shauna Sand

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Why is Shauna Sand Holding a Cold Gel Pack??

Ooh!, ooh!, I know the answer to that one!!!! It's because she just got a bit of restylene injected into her lips. Ding, ding, ding, we have a winner folks.

Oh yes, don't let that coy smile fool you, Shauna Sand just got her lips done. Something I've been wanting for em, about a year now LOL This desert rose was snapped out (leaving her plastic surgeon's), in Los Angeles today.

What else is new about Shauna, well... her very pink lucite heels, of course. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot more of those in the days to come. But, that better not be the end of the clear ones.

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Shauna and BFF Porn Star @ the Beach

What does Shauna Sand do almost every day of her life?... She goes to the beach! Which beach? Miami Beach! Yep, if you ever decide to take a vacation to Florida, you simply must stop and see all the attractions, including, but not limited to, the set of Miami Vice, Disney World and Shauna Sand's leathery skin soaking in the rays.

Here she is promoting herself with her new BFF, adult film actress, Taylor Wayne, in South Beach. No doubt, Taylor's also showing off her assets.

Taylor's actually a physicist in disguise. She's testing the strength of her stretchy bikini top and once it tears, she'll be writing down the exact pressure (psi) to the last decimal. Next, the American Institute of Science will be receiving a text via her BFF's iPhone with the pertinent data. Yep,... that is what they're really up to!

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Is Shauna Sand Being Up-Staged??

Yep, it would appear so! Well, you can't really be too surprised since Shauna's looks are starting to fade with each additional year of plastic surgery. Her face is starting to look hard like Katie Price's does. According to Fame:

Playmate Shauna Sanda and a friend head to Bardot nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday October 17, 2009 in her traditional attire of short cleavage revealing dress with nosebleed heels, where the 38 year old model just didn't look as happy as she used to be to don the Lucite shoes.

But, she definitely has a killer bod! Well, as long as she doesn't inflict another nip slip on the public. Can you say botched... but, after how many surgeries!? If her gal pal is the same age as Shauna, then we know who the winner of Miss over 35 is.

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Is That the Crypt Keeper With An iPhone?

OK, so I'm still a fan of the always glamourous Shauna Sand, but @ this point, she's startin' to freak even me out! Her hair is looking totally frizzy after who knows how many bleaches to get that stripped white shade of blonde, and eventhough most of "her" hair isn't even hers... *cough* Great Lengths Extensions. Gotta love 'em!!!!!

It must just be a rough day since she must of just gotten a little restylene injectibles that day, too! But, on a plus, she's still the hottest 40 something in Hollywood and she's snapped here gettin' her nails done in Beverly Hills. She should totally be on "The Real Housewives of Orange County"!

On a side note, I just watched the "16 and Pregnant" season finale on MTV and it was sOo sad. It must have been so tough for them to give up their little baby girl!

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Shauna Sand Is Sunbathing TOPLESS!

They're so fake they look like they were bought @ the same plastic surgeon as Pamela Anderson, although not as big and botched. Here's the young Rockerfeller couple lapping up the sun on the beach in Miami. 

OK... so, this is the BIGGEST question I have: "Who's paying for Shauna Sand's lavish lifestyle?" She can't be living off the child support from ex-hubbie, Lorenzo Lamas. Can she? Her boytoy, also ex-hubbie, Romain Chavent is pretty hot, but doesn't look overly ambitious. 

Irregardless (and yes, I know that's not a real word), I totally LOVE her lifestyle and fashion sense. What a fab Chanel sun hat Shaun's sportin' in the pic below. And the camouflage bikini is sOo awesome. Ooh!... she's holding the same Apple iPhone as me :) I bet it's the new 3G S, too!

P.s. Uncensored pics... the cheeseburgers super-imposed on her boobs vanish when you click the thumbnails below!

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Shauna Sand is Still Bikinified

So, what do you do when you're rich, middle-aged, single and a former Playboy Playmate? Well, you max and relax on the beach in Miami! Shauna Sand and her boytoy du jour take a dip in the water and then show their public display of affection (PDA) to the world. 

Geeze, how old is that guy? He's easily 10 years younger than her. I wouldn't mind engaging in a PDA with him. OMG... he's like just as hot as Cristiano Ronaldo, but without the grease.

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Shauna Sand Gets BF's Juices Flowing

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So, what do we have here? Shauna Sand @ the Juice Bar with her new boy toy fuck buddy. hmm... I don't think this guy looks too different from her last BF, Greg Knudson. She's a true maneater and would put Nelly Furtado to shame!

We're watching "Charlie's Angels" on the W Channel because it's so bad that it won't distract us from the serious business @ hand... blogging! We were just discussing how Shauna should totally be the fourth Charlie's Angel, maybe Cougar Angel with the stealth of CHEETAH!

So Love the leaopard print bag, but these strappy sandals don't hold a candle to her lucite stripper heels!


Shauna Sand Should Know Better!

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Once again, here's the always classy Shauna Sand leaving "Ciccones" after what I'm sure could only be described as a sophisticated dinner out in West Hollywood. At least the Playboy Playmate took the opportunity to cover up a little more than at her milkshake making fiasco the other day (see Val's previous post) with her children?!

Anyway, she should really watch it with that cigarette and quit flailing it around... considering she's 50% plastic and highly flammable... not to mention her new boy-toy's oil slicked hair! 


Shauna Sand's New Milkshake Flavour Induces Orgasms

Yep, you heard it right! Rush to your local "Millions of Milkshakes" store and ask for whatever she's having! I think Shauna's just invented the real mccoy, chocolat & ice-cream that really is better than sex. Wait a minute, is that even possible? Well, by the look on her face, evidently, it is. 

Here's our always classy and demure playboy playmate, Shauna Sand, creating personalized milkshakes with her three girls, Alexandra Lynne, 11, Victoria, 9, and Isabella Lorenza, 8. Ooh! I musn't forget Shauna's BFF with her child in tow.

Don't worry... no lucite heels were hurt or ruined in the production of these milkshakes.

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