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hmm... that's a titalating thought. Another "actress" slash "reality TV star" attempting to turn Hollywood A-lister throught the movies. But, can Kim Kardashian pull off a realistic British accent? She's apparently in talks with directors to play the role in the upcoming movie.
Well, she's got company in those potentially delusional thoughts 'cause she's not the only starlet who's vying for the role. Heidi Montag is also said to be auditioning for the role. According to our source, Heidi stated:
"I want to be blonde tomb raider, I'm better with guns then both Angelina and Megan fox put together!" she stated in a recent interview.
Let's all pray she doesn't make another YouTube audition tape like the one she did for Michael Bay, director of the Transformers movies.
Source: CraveOnline
This is truely shocking to me... Heidi Montag was paid to cover Playboy!? What is happening to Hef? Obviously, they needed to do some serious photoshopping! According to our sources:
Never ones to miss an opportunity at self promotion, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt showed off her upcoming issue of Playboy as they grab a snack at 'Angelina Frozen Yogurt & Smoothies' in West Hollywood, California on August 13, 2009. Although Heidi may look pristine with the help of Playboy's photo retouchers inside the pages of the glossy publication, the reality star proved that, like everyone, she too has flaws as a cluster of acne was visible on her chin upon she and Spencer's departure from the yogurt shop.
I'm literally speachless. But, will be even more speechless if this issue actually sells more than usual... but, wouldn't be surprised if it causes a real drop in Playboy's balance sheet.
This can't be happening... Heidi and Spencer Pratt are preggers!???? I don't think the world can handle another Pratt; I know I can't. Not after the nauseating circus from "I'm a Celebrity". The world is gonna end! It looks like it might be inevitable, though. According to our sources:
After a couple of weeks out of the spotlight following their "I'm A Celebrity! Get Me Out Of Here!" debacle, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are at it again! The plaid clad pair hit photog infested Robertson Blvd. with one obvious scheme: to stir up pregnancy rumors. The duo went so far as to gaze lovingly at one another while Spencer held Heidi's stomach with baby clothes in her hand. These two obviously have no shame, but who knows, maybe she really is expecting. The world will now be on baby bump watch with these two.
I can only imagine how much shopping around they'll do before they sell their first born babies' pics to People, or Us Magazine. Would In Style be interested? To the highest bidder! With any luck they'll be in the corner in a small pic with Octomom as the feature of the issue.
hmm... maybe it's Spencer's jacket? No, that's not it. Maybe it's Heidi's make-up choice? Nope, that's not it either! What could it be? Oh my... I think I have it! Could it be the dress Heidi's wearing?
BINGO! That's it... I knew I'd seen it before, and recently, too! Yep, that's the one Heather Graham wore to "The Hangover Premiere". Ooh! and Kristin Cavallari wore to the Wizard of Oz Exhibition Opening Night Gala the other day.
This dress is like a dirty penny; it keeps popping up everywhere. And the ones wearing the dress... even dirtier. Unless of course, their underwear is covered in concealer!
... and we all knew it was coming! I mean really!? I remember when Lauren Conrad asked her boss to give her a shot, and how she (Kelly Cutrone) said that if it doesn't work out, that LC'd have to fire her. And, she just did. It's not easy.
The 2nd pic is of Stephanie Pratt being distracted by a phone call from her new guy, Robert, while packing the clothes for the Smashbox photo shoot. She later answered a call from Lauren Conrad when LC found out that Steph totally forgot to add in everthing that she'd told her to pack for the photo shoot. And that phone call was totally brushed off by Steph!
OK... last thing of interest in this episode is that Spencer Pratt fully proposed to Heidi with a BIG yellow canary diamond while sitting @ the top of the Ferris Wheel. I'm thinking it's real since Heidi was "over the moon" and said "Yes, I'll marry you now with this ring!". Ooh! and Heidi wants "Spencie" to be a "little punk" his words and to apologize to Lauren. But, Spencer actually did it!!!!! Good for him!
Ahh, The Hills, it's premo TV. I just feel badly for Audrina since it appears that Brody wants nothing to do with her skanky ass and wants to focus on patching things up with his GF.
Images: MTV
Seriously! If they are wise enough to protect themselves against swine flu then hopefully they are wise enough to 'glove the bits', thus protecting the world against Montag-Pratt spawn.
Here we have Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on the return from their honeymoon in Mexico... their standard kissy pose with their cute little masks on! Ohhhh! So cute... ugh! Vomit rises to my throat... I can't even 'fake-it' post without wanting to throw up when it comes to these too! I bet this is the first time their faces have come in contact with the masks... I'm sure there is no tan line on their pretty little tanned faces... I'm surprised there was no 'marketing of music' effort made in their little love campaign; they each could have Heidi's song titles written on their masks!
And for real this time! Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt got married at Westminster Presbyterian Church in Pasadena, California! Boo! I admit, I occasionally watch the Hills and the last I saw, Heidi invited herself to Lauren's b-day and everybody was shocked and pissed she came and Spencer went out and flirted with this bartender who was sort of throwing herself at him anyway... nothing new! But I guess, after all, Heidi and Spencer were meant to be and now in fact are married... but if everybody hates them I have to wonder why their guest list seemed so impressive! Clearly this season of Hills still has a lot of changes to unveil!
At the wedding:
• Heidi's mom - You'll be happy to know that mom apparently now loves the fact that they got married and was weeping tears of Joy;
• Brody & Frankie - Friends reunited as the boys cheered on the couple; even Justin-Bobby showed up dressed for the occasion, and by dressed for the occasion I mean cut-off pirate/suit pants (see below, it's so bad I had to post the pic);
• Bartender girl - the one Spencer flirted with?
Bizarre, wouldn't you say? Oh well, I will say the couple looked cute. Just think, now they are going to spawn and subject the world to crazy blonde (peroxided) Pratt babies?! Maybe they'll be like the next Partridge family! OMG... don't deny that you can totally picture this!!! Shit! You now realize the chances of them getting their own reality show is 137%!
So, now I'm watching French & Saunders, what great TV. Gotta LOVE Jennifer Saunders from Ab Fab! Too bad not all "entertainers" have that amount of talent. Cough *Heidi Montag*... my case in point.
Ooh! Who else hates those Dempster's Healthy Way, Simply Orange OJ, and whatever else Donald Sutherland's paid to be the TV commercial voice for!? Enough already!
Back to Heidi Montag. She was snapped here making an ass out of herself @ the Crown Bar in Hollywood, while BF Spencer Pratt "her manager" followed behind. According to our sources:
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt took self promotion to a whole new level as they arrived a Crown Bar in Hollywood on April 9, 2009. After they arrived in a Heidi driven Aston Martin, the blonde aspiring pop star proceeded to pose for photogs on the hood of the car before busting out in a lip synced performance of her song "Look How I'm Doing." She hammed it up as she danced around awkwardly and "sang" her heart out while Pratt recorded the whole thing for an upcoming music video for the song. Hopefully this video turns out better than the widely panned Pratt directed video for "Higher."
Ya, I'm somehow not too surprised, are you? In other Heidi news... who saw the season premier of The Hills? Can you believe Heidi totally crashed Lauren Conrad's b-day party!?
Surprise, surprise... dumb and dumber, aka Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, dined at Cafe Med today and found this to be the most opportune time to beg you to buy Heidi's latest music singles off iTunes.
What a couple of douche-bags... I used to feel bad for Heidi as they portrayed her like the poor little rich girl on the Hills and Spencer as the controlling moron but who are they trying to kid. They're like a match made in Bizarro World and at least Pratt isn't sporting that bleached Chewbacca look anymore.
As for Heidi, clearly her Hills stylist was not around this morning to stop her before whe walked out the door. Here she is looking like a big dork with her short-shorts & Blublockers. And those shoes... those horrible, horrible shoes... they are so fucking ugly I can't even come come up with a proper insult for them... Wow!
Here we have Kim Kardashian in a milkshake photo-op, posing for the paps, and with a side-kick, the 2nd half of Speidi.
According to our sources, the Kardashian sisters, Spencer & Heidi, and Perez Hilton spent last Friday night making their "signature shakes" @ Million of Milkshakes in Hollywood, Los Angeles.
Oddly enough, Kim & Heidi kept it relatively PG!? Ooh! I almost forgot... don't know how I could. I love this post since it has 2 things I love in it... Chanel for one, and shakes. Do they have Booster Juice in LA?
