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Well, I doubt he's perusing the jewellery counter for himself... it appears that the lothario is doing a little engagement ring shopping for his bella, Katy Perry, @ the Cartier flagship store in London, Saturday.
You sOo can't blame Russell Brand for trying... she's totally perfect for him.
Let's just hope she says YES!
But, maybe we shouldn't show the 2nd pic to her before he does POP the question. She might accuse him of riffling through her wardrobe uninvited. Russell was spotted here while gettin' his workout on in Los Angeles today.
Source: The Daily Mail
Russell Brand keeps coming back! Somebody needs to teach this guy how to fuckin dress because let me tell you, there is nothing sexy about Hammer pants that appear to have been pinned at the crotch... must have developed a hole from all the scratching...ew. Also, there is NOTHING manly about men in thong sandals... not that 'manly' is a look Brand tries to achieve.
Here he strolling through SoHo with a very pretty friend who has gone out of her way to dress up and here he comes wearing hammer pants and thong sandals. Common! I can't believe I though he was kind of hot in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'... Yeah, that's right. I'm not ashamed to admit it! But since then I have seen the way... and it is not Russell Brand! This coming from me... Stella.. we all know how much I love the dirty, sexy beast type... i.e. Mickey Rourke... drool!

OK... I'll give you a few clues.:
a) he was recently booted off the BBC for leaving lewd comments during his BBC Radio 2 show on Fawlty Towers butler, Andrew Sachs, answering machine;
b) he looks like a bush pig;
c) he probably smells of stale sex and curries; and
d) Dita Von Teese recently shot down his advances.
Find out who this *prize* is after the JUMP!