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Dear Ms. Zellweger,
The world is aware that you are skinny so you can stop torturing yourself now. Your Carolina Herrera dress is magnificent, however, you must admit that it feels nice when you can breath, bend and walk unconstricted.
On a final note, please do not be afraid to accept a helping hand.
Vera Wang dress, amazing. Louboutin heals, amazing. Renee Zellweger.
Renee Zellweger got a hair cut... I really don't know what to say. Well, I know what to say, I just feel bad saying it! I'm sure she's a nice girl, but for some reason, she annoys the CRAP out of me... and through association, I can't stand Bradley Cooper either. Which is why they are perfect for each other.
Here's Renee at the premier of "My Own Love Song" during the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival at the Tribeca Performing Arts Centre in New York. I'm sure the girl can take a descent picture but somebody really needs to show her how! You can't just suck on a lemon and purse your entire face!
Image source: Fame Pics
Is that why she has the worse constipated look on her face at all times? Here's Renee Zellweger @ the airport in Vancouver, exiting the ladies' washroom. In other McSquinty news... she's denying rumours of a Bridget Jones 3. What would her BF-Bradley Cooper think of a more volumptuos Renee... padding of up to 30lbs!? He'd probably LOVE IT!
