SearchComing Soon: The Cheeseburger Locker NewsletterGet the latest CHEESE!
User login |
I can only imagine from fear of melting in sunlight, Madonna must be covered at all times with her pretty frilly parasol... although there were a few minutes where Madge had to tough it out and hold her own umbrella, for the most part, her assistants... her umbrella holders were kept safely near by. Take a cue from boy-toy Jesus Luz and get a little sunshine. She could use it! But who are we kidding here, Madge loves the border-line transparent look... which is why she stays heavily covered in her Madonna #1 jersey.
Here's Madonna with her children, Jesus Luz included, vacationing in Italy while celebrating her 51st birthday. Well, you must admit she has a great complexion for 51. The couple even take a moment to share a little snog!
and an Italian stallion! Well, can you blame him? He's probably taller than Rocky, too. Here's the love interest to Madonna, Jesus Luz, talking a walk to the local convenience store with a friend.
In other Madge related news... she brought her adopted daughter, Mercy, home to London from Malawi this past Saturday. And, the baby snatcher strikes again!
Well far, far, far from it but, she is wearing white! Madonna and boy-toy Jesus, as-well-as Madge's family and friend Sandra Bernhard, set off rumours of a possible commitment ceremony as they arrived to the New York City, New York Kabbalah centre dressed all in white. No worries... Jesus did not become vicitm number three...yet?!
On a side note, David Banda is adorable and Sandra Bernhard... where did you go? Please come back!