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Boob sizes among the Hollywood elite are often scrutinized, but none more so than Britney Spears and now... Paris Hilton! Well... not that anyone really cares anymore. It's not like it's 2004. But, she definitely has a way with playing tricks on unsuspecting men.
Press rewind. Remember her Oscar winning sex flick "One Night In Paris"? Well... she definitely wasn't sportin' a double D or even a C-cup for that matter. Now... she's like the new Kim Kardashian up top? Je pense pas! Nope, I don't believe it.
There's some serious David Copperfield shit going on here... or, maybe just a box or 2 of push up gel pads!
OMG, OMG, OMG! I can't wait for Season 4 of Dexter. How did I get on this topic? Well... the billboard in the background of course! You didn't think I was posting a photo of Paris Hilton just for the sake of it, did you?
In case you're interested... she's sashaying through a parking lot in Beverly Hills after attending voice lessons. Then she stopped off @ the Coffee Bean for an iced cool beverage.
She looks really good, thought! Long hair definitely suits her. Ooh! and those Gucci mules are to die for... totally!
Yep, Paris and Nicky Hilton were snapped by the photogs doing a little pre-emptive shopping @ Barneys in Beverly Hills. What for you might ask? Well, the new fall collection was just released and these girls don't leave it to chance to pocket the best designer trends in high heels.
Oh the change of season must be such a rush... all that beautiful new footwear just waiting to be snapped up! I wonder what they bought? Maybe a new pair of Louboutin's, a pair of Gucci boots, and a new pair of Cole Haans?
They looked pretty pleased and happy leaving the store... off with a cloud of smoke in Paris' baby blue Bentley. I only have one question for them: "Can I come next time?" LOL
OMG... what is happening here!? Is Paris Hilton actually doing her own grocery shopping? The world is gonna end! According to our sources:
Paris Hilton made a trip to Beverly Glen Market Place to do some grocery Shopping on July 25 2009 in Los Angeles, California. The fashionista dresses in black with pink accessories and a few, like her shoes, are branded with her name. Paris brushed her hair before heading into the store and carried her unique round hairbrush around with her while shopping in the market rather than putting it in her bag.
Oh, I get it... it's not really a shopping trip. It's not like she's actually going to eat the food she just bought. It's actually a publicity stunt... where she can showcase her new duds.
Paris Hilton was snapped by the paps leaving the Christian Louboutin boutique in Beverly Hills with two huge carrier bags. And... I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little, teeny-weeny bit envious. But, I did just purchase those hot Prada pink/cork wedge sandals, so I can't complain!
Day two of the Paris Hilton and Cristiano Ronaldo affair. According to The Daily Mail:
Paris Hilton must have made a good impression when she met Cristiano Ronaldo on Wednesday night, after the footballer spent a second night with the hotel heiress. Following their 5am rendezvous at her sister Nicky's Hollywood home, the Manchester United player graced the socialite with his presence for a second night running. The Portuguese winner was said to have visit Paris at a small gathering at her Beverly Hills hotel on Thursday night after the pair were photographed getting to know each other in the MyHouse nightclub a day earlier. A neighbour at Paris' gated community said Ronaldo was seen arriving at her home just after midnight on Friday morning and spent an hour with her, according to The Sun.
Wow, who would have thunk!? This definitely is the hottest gossip we've had for a few weeks now... it's kinda like the big movie of the summer, the one that you've unknowingly been waiting for! Here's the two fashionistas, socialites, whatever you might call them, the day after. What a HOT & fashion forward couple. You've got to hate them!
But, this is where it gets interesting... apparently, Paris begged ex-BF Doug Reinhardt to take her back Thursday night. However, according to Perez Hilton:
In an exclusive statement, Paris reveals exclusively to PerezHilton.com, "Obviously, someone is trying to spin something. I was in bed, by myself, last night by 2:30 AM. I had to wake up early today [Friday] to work and I'm going to be on Conan O'Brien's show this evening. I think it's really immature that people will make up stories like this." And, by "people" she means Doug, we're sure.
hmmm... I think we have a little he said, she said, going on. The pic below is of the two new lovebirds canoodling @ MyHouse nightclub in LA.
Image via Daily Mail
Well, if you're a guy or bi, or lesbian, that is!? Here are my two favorite celebs... Paris Hilton (when her hair's long, otherwise she looks awful) and Katie Price. It's probably because they're sOo polished and perfect. Just in case you didn't know... Katie's t-shirt says: "Perfect".
hmm... what would it take for me to be perfect? Well, I guess I'd need that zoom whitening... it's on the top of the list (check), some *new* designer duds (last year's are so last year) and maybe a whole bunch more blonde extensions (check... appointment this Wed.), and hmm... what else? Ooh, I dunno... maybe everything else!? My 10 year old Saab is sOo not gonna last much longer.
Anyhoo... enough dreaming from me! Here's the two glamour girls out and about today... One in NYC and the other in London.
P.s. The jury's still out on Paris Hilton being in my top 2 faves.
... she can't even wait to get back to her five star hotel with BF Doug Reinhardt before she slobbers all over him. Honestly, Paris Hilton should be a side show on Britney Spears' Circus Tour!
In 2 words, her t-shirt. It's sOo cute! Well, what did you think I was going to say... her smile? Here's wonky with BF Doug Reinhardt checking out of the Mayfair Hotel in London.
Btw, what ever happened to her teacup chi Tinkerbell, anyways?
I know, such a harsh word... it's really only one fuggly since Kathy Griffin's awesome. Here's the two angels shopping and publicitizing in LA. They're shooting an episode of "My Life on the D-List" and it's quite inkeeping since the tall blonde dildo, aka Paris Hilton, is in it.
So, in other news... I just watched the movie "MILK" with my friend Erin and it was good, but long. Maybe I'm just a little ADD, not sure yet whether it's me or it was a little boring @ first. I so don't know.
Now, I'm watching "Until Debt Do Us Part" and what an episode! I'm seriously entertaining the idea of having a "budget binder" to zap out those annoying little expenses like say Starbucks 3 times in one day! Ooh! I hope that cute lil long haired chi pees on Paris' dress.
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