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And the drama continues! Before Blohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail, TMZ and other paps zoomed in on her dainty painted fingernails and discovered a secret msg. A message that was no doubt intended for Judge Marsha Revel, the judge sentencing her. Blohan's a conspiracy theorist in the making. This subliminal message was more subtle than her scribblings on Hilroy lined paper that was mean't for TMZ.
I dunno about you, but she's acting suspiciously similar to that of a meth addict, but without the meth face and meth mouth. Yes... I'm a little obsessed with it as you hear about it on that TV show "Intervention" on A&E and it apparently f*cks you up! Or, maybe she's a crackie... kinda like Amy Winehouse?
But, apparently, those aren't Lindsay's drugs of choice. As, the paps have never taken her photo taking apart a toaster or laundry machine on her front yard. According to Radar Online, she's taking a powerful cocktail of amphetamines and painkillers, such as Dilaudid. Whenever I hear about Dilaudid, I immediately think of that 1989 movie "Drugstore Cowboy" starring Matt Dillon and Heather Graham. Maybe they could make a sequel starring Lindsay Lohan?
Lindsay Lohan Is Going to the CHOKEY for 90 Fabulous Days! Dlisted
Is Megan Fox's Marriage Already On the Rocks!? Celebslam
Dina Lohan: "This Is So Not Fair to Do This to My Daughter!" Us Weekly
Lindsay Lohan Is Allegedly On Prescription Drugs [i.e., Dilaudid] TMZ
Guess Who Was Slapped With a $17,000 Lawsuit? Blohan The Superficial
Katy Perry On Taming Lothario... Russell Brand The Huffington Post
Lindsay Lohan actually showed up! She was chaperoned by Mom to her deposition today in Venice Beach, California. This deposition was related to that wild ride along Pacific Coast highway back in 2007 where she allegedly held her passengers "hostage".
Surprisingly, she made it "almost on time". According to TMZ, the Mom-daughter duo partied it up @ the Chateau Marmont the night before and didn't get home until the wee hours of the morning. I'm so pleased for Linds that she was only like 20mins late. Good show!
Ooh... and how could I forget, she even had her own cheering squad, totally ripped dude included!
She raised eyebrows and instigated the side eye with her latest artistic endeavour. What endeavour do I speak of? Well... an uninspired attempt at a teaser for an amateur snuff film. I can just imagine future Twitter feuds with her doting dad.
Oh Lindsay. Lindsday, Lindsay, Lindsay... this is not art, it's some sick pervert's fantasy. See for yourself over at renowned photographer Tyler Shield's website. Could this be her parlay into the porn industry?
Ugh, the thought of Lindsay Lohan and Ron Jeremy going at it just made me want to lose my dinner. The other pics are of Lilo @ LAX, coming home after no doubt a partying fueled vacay in Europe or something to that degree...
Sadly, Lindsay Lohan and her younger sis Ali, 15, were dressed as if filming a re-make of the movie "Pretty Woman"... where I'm thinking Lilo is Julia's role and Ali's playing that of Kit De Luca; the acid wash denim was the dead give away.
These two aren't taking a leisurely stroll down Hollywood Blvd.; I'm sure they'll be doing that later in the week, but for now... they're spotted leaving the Waverly Inn in New York City.
On a side note... when was the last time you heard of a 15 year old wearing a C cup? I know... it happens, but I don't think it happened naturally for her. I'm definitely not hating though. Like I've always said, there's nothing wrong with getting a little help from the plastic fairies.
No, Lindsay Lohan is not the next Princess Leia, but if they were to remake "Star Wars" into a porno, I could see Lilo getting cast for the role. Honestly... would it hurt to wear a bra once in a while!? She has like what a D cup and those tank tops are pretty thin. Well, atleast the photogs will always get her best side!
And the circus continues... a bleach blonde Lindsay Lohan was snapped by the paps leaving GF Sam Ronson's house in LA yesterday morning. What was she sportin'... well, what looks like an engagement ring on her ring finger! Could it be!? Well, apparently she was flashing it to the paps... hopefully to get it noticed.
Why is that? Because it's no ordinary Gucci handbag, no... it's a duffle bag. Which means, it's no doubt way more expensive. Love it! But, I have to admit that Gucci is notorious for having subpar pockets and the such. Inside, they normally only come with one zipped pocket and one open pocket for a PDA, but it's way too thin for an iPhone... useless!
What's Lindsay Lohan up to? She spent the evening @ her house in LA, unloading and loading stuff from her car... lots of stuff. Girl's being doing a lot of shopping lately! But, with what funds??
Once again we catch Lindsay Lohan in a compromising position or should I say that the photogs snap her in one. Lilo was dressed in a pair of cutoff blue jean shorts with a long, white hobo chic tanktop over top, with a scarf drapped around her neck, a pair of red flats.
But alas, who's that wannabe Ken Paves, that weasely guy to the left of her in the background, who is a total hanger-on... what's his name again? Something Aufdenkamp or whatever. hmmm.... OK this is gonna bug me now. His name... ah yes, it's Patrick Aufdenkamp, her "stylist".
So ya, it looks like she's back on the "Coke"... I guess we'll all just expect another Lindsay bender. And talking about benders, it must be nice being chauffered around Malibu in a Benz!
So, what do you do when your career's in the dumpster, and your love life is as irratic as Kanye West's temper? YOu strut! and advertise in the only way left... T&A. That's right... who needs a bra when you've just spent $15,000 on a boob job!? You might as well show 'em off!
In other Lilo news... she was paid a staggering $70,000 to host her own b-day bash!? According to our sources:
Lohan turns 23 on Thursday and she made sure the day would be a profitable one by agreeing to be paid to party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The venue handed over $70,000 just for the actress to enjoy herself at the poolside event last Saturday, according to New York gossip column Page Six. As part of the deal, Lohan was expected to pose for snappers, and she did it in style, swapping her bathing costume five times.
OK, maybe her career isn't over... she just needs a change of career. I bet she'd make a killin' as a bunny @ Dennis Hof's "World Famous Bunny Ranch". I bet he'd pay her atleast $50K for an appearance and maybe more for a little more!
