Fame Pictures

So, why am I posting this? Oh, because I like Yogen Fruz and that's the only reason. Well, aside from Khloe Kardashian's super cheesy smile that is.

Here she is, famous for being Kim's sister, @ Yogen Fruz in Beverly Hills, following a "tough" workout. Oh, and why is Kim Kardashian famous?

Oh, right... for making a sex tape with Ray J and because she used to be Paris Hilton's BFF. Does that make Khloe officially on the D-list if her sister's already on it?

They say a picture's worth a thousand words (or something like that), well how about 7? Kate must be so furious! You so know that the next photos taken of her will be with her silver fox bodyguard in St.Tropez!

Here's Jon Gossellin with his honey, spending Kate's labour money. All I can say is that I don't blame him! His wife is such a bitch! Besides... he deserves better and Kate deserves someone with a full mullet to compliment her half mullet.

I just hope this new GF is in it for the long haul, trouble with Kate and the 8 kids he's fathered. Or, could it be the fansy vacay to Cannes, France and a shopping spree @ Gucci? Well, either way, I'm sure it must be a nice break from the fame whore, Kate!

Bauer-Griffin

Oh yes... Vince Shlomi, the infomercial salesman who brought you "The ShamWow", is baaaaaack! He's now selling the "Slap Chop" and you wouldn't believe how many times it's been remixed!

I totally have to admit that I'm mesmorized by his infomercials... probably because what he says is funny cause it's true. Who likes making salad? Not me, but I love eating it! Tuna IS boring... but not in tuna salad. Wow, it's like he knows me sOo well.

That's probably why he's a millionaire now... that devilish charm, witty catch phrases and ability to just suck you in. The 2nd video is a shorter version called "Slap My Nuts" and it's HILARIOUS!

Fame Pictures

So, since the blog was down last week, I mean't to post about this little trashy trinket. Is it just me, or does Octomom look trashier and trashier as the weeks go by? I mean really, blue fingernail tips!? According to our sources:

Los Angeles mother of 14 Nadya Suleman has been under scrutiny over her mothering skills and the exploitation of her children for the sake of her celebrity status. Her actions Wednesday afternoon did little to squash those suspicions and only furthered speculation that she is trying to be a celebrity first and a mother second. Suleman returned to her La Habra home with groceries and quickly handed the bags over to her children and two nannies to put away while she prepped for a family visit to the park. With a videographer close by to capture every moment for Suleman’s alleged reality show, the primped and manicured “OctoMom” lumbered down the street with her brood. At the park, she spent much of her time chatting on her cell phone, fixing her hair and juggling her babies in a rather precarious and careless fashion. Suleman divided her time so she could bottle-feed, change diapers and show some love to each member of her expansive baby army before handing the kids off to her nannies, but there was a suspicious air of detachment and disinterest behind Suleman’s actions. With the camera rolling, it was hard to believe that her affection toward her little ones was genuine or just a great staged photo op. Is Suleman a misunderstood struggling mother under a media microscope or is she an exploitative fame seeker who only sees dollar signs and opportunity when she looks at her children?

Well I wouldn't doubt it if children's aid were to knock-down her door and take all 8 babies. But, they'd have to find them first! I wouldn't put it past her if some of them had "cribs" in dresser draws.