Gretchen Rossi

Jo is Such a Dumb Bitch!

Yep, she had it ALL... a BF who adored her who was handsome (before he went on a sleazy bender), considerate, affectionate, athletic and did I mention RICH!? YEP, she had all this, and she thought the grass was greener on the other side. em, sweetheart... I'm on the other side and let me tell you, it definitely ain't greener!

Although, Slade looks like he's done alright for himself with newer GF Gretchen Rossi. The two were snapped by the paps enjoying a romantic day @ the Malibu Silver Spoon Beach House. I'm definitely loving the big hat! It's totally fashionable and who doesn't LOVE leopard print!? Yep, this is what Gretch has to look forward to, and the other "Real Housewives of Orange County", plus fine dinning, romantic getaways, designer duds, fancy jewellery and the spa.

What does Jo have to look forward to? Well, a 9-5 J.O.B., car payments, a lack luster love life and the single life in LA... good luck finding another guy who worships you. Trust it doesn't happen twice if you're Jo. I'm surprised it happened once. She's so dumb that she didn't know how to make cookies from a package!

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