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admires her reflection in the window. It's truely shocking how no talent (OK, the girl can rap, but besides that...), and a lot of shameless self promotion can make it rich in the U.S. Well, atleast shy men everywhere can get their fill of fantasizing in one webcam episode.
Here's our dainty performer shopping her heart out on Robertson Blvd in Los Angeles. She's still donning the blonde bob, which surprisingly totally suits her. Miss Tila made her way to Starbucks next.
On the topic of shameless... Have you seen the new Dolce & Gabbana ad for men's cologne? The one with a smug Matthew Mcconaughey in it? I guess that's what happens when you're raising a family, a newborn baby and haven't been in a movie in a longtime. Well, the bills still gotta be paid. I wonder what the cologne smells like? Salt water, sweat and weed?
Miss Tila was happy to be snapped by the paps while hosting the Cinco de Mayo @ LAX nightclub in the Luxor Hotel. She even got to perform her latest single "I Love my DJ". She really doesn't miss an opportunity to promote not only her music career!
But, what did she do before she hit the club? Well, shopping... duh!? This glamour girl went straight from the airport to the shops at Caesar's Palace. She strut her stuff around the designer A-list boutiques while looking totally dazzling!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE her outfit in the pics below... that dress, belt and those super cute fuschia boots are to die for. It's kinda uncanny that I just said that... I just so happen to be watching the film "Payback" with Mel Gibson. What a stellar movie!
I bet you've been wondering... where did Val and Stella go? We just vanished, sort of like a box of individually wrapped twinkies after Kirstie Alley's dropped by. Well, we've had a sh&tload of work (the 9-5) and finally have come up for a breather. What can I say: "I Missed YOU Guys!!". And what better way to start the festivities up again then with a post on Tila Tequila shakin' what her momma didn't give her!?
Well, I'd pay to see Tila Tequila strip! Who wouldn't? She's an icon in raunchiness and an idol for all young girls to aspire to. In all seriousness... she's a savvy business woman and I can't say she's too shabby a dresser, either. Those black suede Christian Louboutin ankle boots are so kick ass. Yep, she's definitely enjoying herself up on stage with a bevy of strippers @ the Crazy Horse strip club in da Bronx.
So, what am I about to do now? Well, enjoy an avocado, and a little vintage Eugene Levy a la "New York Minute". Yep, it's on right now... channel 224. Back to Tila... she just released her new song on iTunes... titled: "I Fucked the DJ". What can I say... she's a ill rapper!
Poor Tila Tequila! Looks like she's still single? Not even a pick-up on her night out at MyHouse in Hollywood? Maybe she's speaking to someone special on the phone. Maybe she should get a third season of a Shot at Love... 3rd times the charm! Maybe instead of MTV, she should try ABC and hit-it-up Bachelorette style.
Maybe she just needs to show more skin... i mean, look how much boob that giant coat is covering!
Yes, that's right... you heard it from "us first". But, don't quote us since Captain Caveman has standards... too high for Miss Tila Tequila to meet.
Here's Tila flashing the paps on her way into One Sunset in Hollywood.
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