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So, I just wikied her to find out her age, and as it turns out she's an accounting graduate from the University of Illinois @ Chicago! Who would have thunk... she's an accountant? Here she is promoting her new reality TV show called "Megan Wants a Millionaire".
Surprised? I'm not... what with 3 reality TV shows already under her belt, VH1's "Rock of Love", "I Love Money" and "Charm School".
Megan Hauserman struck a pose for the paps after leaving the MTV studios in New York City with her pup Lily in tow. I LOVE Lily... such a stupid, but cute dog. Just look @ that face! So she's a little mentally challenged? Just makes her cuter. Let's hope she learned toilet training.
... and the verdict's still out the sex of the one on the LHS (left handside). They should really be sharing a strand of spaghetti or something. But, what would her yorkie Henry say!?
Anyhoo, here's the always modest and shy Phoebe Price posing for the photogs in a parking garage in Hollywood. Well, you know that parking garage must have been glamorous since everything is in Hollywood.
It's kinda like how all bathrooms and kitchens are sparkling clean in Beverly Hills. I think it's got something to do with the water. Just like how toilets flush counter-clockwise in Australia.
Wait! I must go test that out. OK... I'm back. Make that how all toilets flush the water clockwise in Australia.
There something about Mickey Rourke... I find him super sexy in like a dirty hobo sort of way. In fact several girls I know do. Then when I see him laying down the love on his little Chihuahua, I can't help but love him even more!
Here's Mickey Rourke with puppy Jaws keeping him company while he waits for his luggage at LAX today. There is no denying the love there and clearly the feeling is mutual! Forget all the bad shit you've ever heard about Mickey! Anyone who can love so much can do no wrong! I tell ya, there's something yummy about that Mickey Rourke, yes?!
Whether you realize it or not, Aubrey O'Day is hypnotizing you with her eyes. Subliminally, you're hearing "Buy this issue of Playboy Magazine with ME on the cover". Oh Aubrey... I'm wa-aay too smart for that... I already bought my copy for March 2009, so you're too late! Not.
I'd much rather spend my $4.99 or whatever it costs on well, anything else, really. Here she is promoting her covershoot @ the Richie Rich fashion show in NYC. She even strut her stuff on the runway, but not like Pamela Anderson did. That's true talent, and only she is capable of it!
I can't help but ask... did Ginger get to walk down the runway, too? She's the real celebrity in that duo. I bet Ginge also does all the thinking. She's secretly Aubrey's manager.
Josh Duhamel and Fergie have two daschunds, Zoe and Dylan, but is this an addition to the happy family, daschund pup Hope? Who knows...? But what I do know is that Josh is sOo hot! Fergie really is a lucky girl.
Here's Josh having a serious talk with contractors outside his house in LA, with Hope in tow. It's just a few days before the happy newly weds jet setted off to Cancun, Mexico, for their romantic St.Valentine's day weekend vacay.

Aubrey O'Day went out this Halloween as the Little Mermaid and it looks like Ginger was suckered into playing Sebastian. You gotta love the make-up... I simply NEED to know the brand of lipstick she used! It's well, perfect. I wonder if she dyed her hair or if it's a wig? Either way, it like totally suits her. Here's Ariel and Sebastian hiding from Ursula @ some club in Vegas last night.

Wow, just because Aubrey O'Day's lil' pooch looks like cotton candy, doesn't mean she tastes like it, too! Well, I guess you'll never know unless you do a taste test. Here's ex-Danity Kane sweetheart Aubrey O'Day slutting it up with her helpless side-kick.
Where's PETA when you need them!? I bet Pamela Anderson's gonna release a statement this week... But, I doubt it will be as "crushing" as when she spoke out against Jessica Simpson wearing the "Real Girls Eat meat" t-shirt.
Next thing you know celebrities will be wearing t-shirts with "Real Girls Pump their Own Gas" on them. OMG that's like so lame. But, on a not so lame note, I totally love the pinky purple dye job :) I wonder if my little guy would look good with a few blue streaks?