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My guess would have to be a big fat NO! But, Jessica's alias... Chestica is sOo coming back and it's not due to a boob job. Nope, it's from playing hide the powdered donuts with Kirstie Alley. Chestica should totally make a cameo on Kirstie Alley's TV show.
But, then again, her VH1 show "The Price of Beauty" will be returning in 2011. So, she probably doesn't need extra publicity. However, I'm sure Papa Joe wouldn't be able to resist! They should totally substitute Chestica for Stephanie Pratt... she's beautiful!
Anyhoo, Jessica Simpson was snapped @ the Grand Opening of the Casino Club in West Sulfur Springs. Ooh! and the bruises on her back are the result of her holistic "cupping" practice. Lets hope some of that positive energy wafts around new beau, ex San Fransisco 49ers tight end, Eric Johnson!
Source: TMZ
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So, with all this sad news about Michael Jackson & Farrah Fawcett, I MUST post something that's not. Here's Jessica Simpson looking pretty happy on her way with hair stylist extraordinaire, Ken Paves, to a cruise ship.
They went last night to cruise on the Hudson River, along New York City. Somehow I doubt she knew about MJ's passing. OK... I'm done. You won't be receiving anymore updates about MJ's death or Farrah Fawcett's... it's just too sad.
OMG!!!!!!!! How could I have been sOo distracted... Jessica Simpson's lost all the weight and is back to her slender self. She's no longer fat! Wow, I guess it really is a good news post.
Jessica Simpson stepped out yesterday looking absolutely glamorous. She definitely did NYC proud. Those sunglasses are totally hot and with her new slim and trim physique to boot! Do I smell a comeback in the works? Whether she dazzles the public or not, I'm sure it doesn't hurt sexy times with BF Tony Romo.
Now... back to those sunglasses! There's a similar pair in Chanel that I've had my eyes on. Don't you think these puppies are WAY better than Kelly Osbourne's from the post below? Well, I guess it really does depend who's wearing them. I'm sure Bar Refaeli could pull them off. But, that's a no-brainer.
What can't that girl pull off? Well, it seems like for now atleast, it's staying together with Leonardo DiCaprio. Yep, they've decided to take a break for now... I'm sOo sure that all you guys out there are so disappointed to hear that!?
I sure hope so, I mean not. Here's two contradictory pics of celebutard Jessica Simpson and BF Tony Romo. The couple met with Jessica's lil sis Ashlee and her father Joe for an dinner @ Beso in West Hollywood. But, where was Pete Wentz?
OK... back to the evidence at hand. The top pics shows a supposedly happy Jess & Tony, whereas the 2nd pic looks a little confrontational, oui?
Who knows with these two!? If it isn't fighting about Tony with Carrie Underwood, is it fighting with Tony? I hope not... they look so well matching and good together! Plus, I don't think I could stomach her with John Mayer again.
Need I say more? Too bad it didn't come out oh I dunno 8 months ago, but it's still priceless! My favorite parts would have to be Jessica Simpson in her daisy dukes with the football BF, and Kim Kardashian's animated bouncy butt... the exagerations are hilarious!
OK... I know, I know... it's not nice to criticize, but does she think we're all stupid. Just because she can fit into "a" pair of Daisy Duke cut-off jean shorts doesn't mean she's lost the weight. I'd bet $100 that those short shorts aren't the same ones worn while filming the Dukes of Hazzard.
Sure, Jessica Simpson has super muscular, fit looking legs, but you so know that the girdle she's wearing under that black top is crying out for mercy. I actually feel badly for it!
Here's our muffin top performing @ the Cricket Wireless Amphitheater that's just outside San Diego, California. According to our sources:
Continuing her "crossover" to country music Simpson hits the stage as the opening act for Rascal Flatts and wears a form-fitting top and tight shorts that seem to only draw attention to the singer's highly-scrutinized weight gain.
So, there you have it. I guess I'm not the only one who's a little less than convinced. Not that there's anything wrong with a fuller figure. Maybe cowboys dig a more volumptous woman?
