Victoria Beckham must have legs of steel! I bet she wears stiletto's while she runs on her treadmill and while sleeping! She must soak her feet in a cocaine solution until they are completely numb before putting on heels for the day because I have no idea how she can pull-off wearing four-to-six inch heals for hours on end!

Heels are a bitch even though you fight through the pain because they look killer! Ask anyone who has stood in a pair for longer than three hours... your feet fuckin hurt, your ankles feel like they're going to give out... how does she do it?! Here's Posh at Heathrow looking amazing and dressed like a fox just after getting off a flight. Only Posh can pull this off! She'd be scary in a cat-fight... I know she could kick my ass! LOL! What would be worse... a stiletto stab or that clenched jaw, piercing stare, right into the depths of your sole? LOVE POSH!

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... and including her family, that's probably the only ones who do. Three words come to mind when I think about Posh... narcissistic, selfish, and cold. I mean honestly, who has all day to pamper and primp themselves with three young boys!? 

Here's the frigid bitch leaving her hotel in London for a management meeting in a see-through sheer black top. What she could possibly be meeting about is beyond me. Her failed R&R jeans line, or the reality TV flop, or the short lived comeback tour for the Spice Girls?

This skinny cow has definitely past her prime and should be shipped out to graze on far off pastures. Wheat grass pastures, though, right? Plus, they must be organic!