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That's it! Posh and Beck's ARE the hottest couple out there! We all know my love for Victoria Beckham, well take that, multiply by a hundred and that just about justifies my love for David Beckham! F&*%! they are SO hot!
Here's David Beckham arriving Monday for an appearance on Good Morning America... so beautiful, he looks a little rugged in his denim on denim but then layered with the sweater... so stylish. I wonder if his lady dresses him?! Would you say she's the fashionista of the family?!
Proof: Here's posh, rain or shine - in this case rain - strutting around Manhattan, looking as put together as ever... I would do anything for that red croc Birkin! They make it look so easy! I love them! Ooh! If Mr. Beckham wasn't hot enough already, here's pictures of him decked out during the show and afterwards while signing autographs and taking pics with some of his fans!
Image source: Fame Pictures
I love Victoria Beckham! Love, Love, Love! She'll never shake the Posh title, it's hers to own, forever!
Posh recently did a shoot for German Vogue's May issue. Of course, who better to feature for the denim special than the maker of dvb denim... even though you won't find her wearing jeans in any of these shots, let alone much clothing at all!
Once again working with famed photographer Alexi Lubomirski, the editorial shoot places Posh a little out of her element... what i mean is, hanging out solo in obscure places surrounded by filth. I'm not sure who looks creepier in the pic below.... Posh, who resembles Edward Scissorhands or the completely blitzed Howard the Duck rocking seat thing?!
Image source: Vogue
Just when you thought that the ice queen, Victoria Beckham, would never melt... she does! VB and BFF, Eva Longoria, joke around in the new U.S. ad for LG Fashion Touch phones. I sure hope sales are good 'cause you so know that these two don't come cheap!
Source: Daily Mail
Victoria Beckham must have legs of steel! I bet she wears stiletto's while she runs on her treadmill and while sleeping! She must soak her feet in a cocaine solution until they are completely numb before putting on heels for the day because I have no idea how she can pull-off wearing four-to-six inch heals for hours on end!
Heels are a bitch even though you fight through the pain because they look killer! Ask anyone who has stood in a pair for longer than three hours... your feet fuckin hurt, your ankles feel like they're going to give out... how does she do it?! Here's Posh at Heathrow looking amazing and dressed like a fox just after getting off a flight. Only Posh can pull this off! She'd be scary in a cat-fight... I know she could kick my ass! LOL! What would be worse... a stiletto stab or that clenched jaw, piercing stare, right into the depths of your sole? LOVE POSH!
If you can believe it... Kate Gosselin's taking over the US celebrity scene one day @ a time! She'll be bigger than Oprah in a month's time. Here she is guest hosting "The View" as Elisabeth Hasselbeck is on maternity leave until the end of this month.
Elisabeth better watch her back because Kate's definitely a bigger draw... I'm still in shock! Who would have thought that having 6 babies at once would shoot you right into fame!? And just where is OctoStupid right now? I bet she's secretly cursing Kate and plotting her revenge from her basement while surrounded by screaming babehs.
Here's pics of Kate arriving back @ her Midtown Manhattan hotel with bodyguard in tow (the silver fox carrying her garment bags). She'll also be filming tomorrow's show, too. I wonder who they'll have on tomorrow? Doubt it will be able to top today's guest star, Victoria Becks.
Here are Posh & Becks holidaying on the North Island of the paradise in the Seychelles... the Indian Ocean. That's where all the UK celebs go to vacay, along with the other islands within close proximity. It's absolutely b-eautiful there! Well, I've never been, my dad has and it's apparently sOo nice!
Why are they vacationing you might ask? Well, it's their 10th wedding anniversary and in celeb world, that's like half a century. Where are the kids? Who cares. Yep, sometimes you need to take a little time out of your busy schedule just to pamper yourself! What with all that posing, changing in and out of designer duds... and sitting on the bench!?
Tiring... life is very difficult! Ooh! I musn't forget, all that supervising that Victoria has to do of her gaggle of nannies. Woo... that is exhausting!
The world's most shameless duo, The Beckhams, are whoring themselves out again for Armani... in the autumn/winter 2009/10 New Emporio Armani ad campaign.
Seriously... Posh is revolting, and David Beckham is sexy just as long as he doesn't open his mouth. That high pitched voice is sOo unattractive.
I can't stand this bitch and her blatant self obsession is getting old, kinda like her! She'll still be hawking her wears when she's 60... she's the most delusional celeb I've ever seen. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in her case, it's just herself... kinda like the witch in Snow White.
... and including her family, that's probably the only ones who do. Three words come to mind when I think about Posh... narcissistic, selfish, and cold. I mean honestly, who has all day to pamper and primp themselves with three young boys!?
Here's the frigid bitch leaving her hotel in London for a management meeting in a see-through sheer black top. What she could possibly be meeting about is beyond me. Her failed R&R jeans line, or the reality TV flop, or the short lived comeback tour for the Spice Girls?
This skinny cow has definitely past her prime and should be shipped out to graze on far off pastures. Wheat grass pastures, though, right? Plus, they must be organic!
Ouch! My butt bones her just looking at her. I bet you could cut yourself just brushing against Posh's shoulder bones. I haven't seen her looking this skinny, in well, a longtime! How can David find that hot!?
Here's our fashionista attending the opening party of Armani's new store on 5th avenue in NYC. No doubt, she ran into John Mayer there, too. But, I doubt he tried to pick her up. Well, he could if he tried... he could probably throw her across 5th avenue in one fell swoop.
I'm totally loving the outfit, well maybe just the shoes, hairdo and make-up. The dress sorta looks like Michael Jackson's shiny silver glove, but in extra-large.
