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As Amy Winehouse was snapped out and about in London last night with a mystery man... who, by the way, is a total upgrade from Blake Civil-Fielder. I'm sure if Wino's new date were to smile, his pearly whites would glare stronger than the paps flash bulbs.

All I can say is that if Amy wasn't so talented and as a result, rich, she would probably be collecting benefits. What exactely does she do all day besides shop for pink ballet flats and bras?

Even if she doesn't make another album in her life and squanders all her money on crack, she'll always have something [her new boobs] to show for all the money she's made. Plus, they're really more like an investment as she could totally strip and make a living off them.