Just When I Thought He Was Gone...

Russell Brand keeps coming back! Somebody needs to teach this guy how to fuckin dress because let me tell you, there is nothing sexy about Hammer pants that appear to have been pinned at the crotch... must have developed a hole from all the scratching...ew. Also, there is NOTHING manly about men in thong sandals... not that 'manly' is a look Brand tries to achieve.

Here he strolling through SoHo with a very pretty friend who has gone out of her way to dress up and here he comes wearing hammer pants and thong sandals. Common! I can't believe I though he was kind of hot in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall'... Yeah, that's right. I'm not ashamed to admit it! But since then I have seen the way... and it is not Russell Brand! This coming from me... Stella.. we all know how much I love the dirty, sexy beast type... i.e. Mickey Rourke... drool!

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