What girlfriend!? Is Simon still with his on-again, off-again GF? Guess not... because here he is enjoying a tamed down lap dance from a mystery slut @ the VIP Room in St.Tropez!

Doesn't he just look so dapper and swave in that white t-shirt of his? Seriously... he might make bank, but he looks like he spent $50 for his whole outfit. I have to agree with that one contestant from American Idol who was ticked off and kicked off, when he said that his clothing's cheap!

I guess he figures why try to impress people? I know how wonderful I am. I bet his closets are full of wifebeaters and $10 white Fruit of the Loom tees.

Bauer-Griffin