OK... I'll give you a few clues.:

a) he was recently booted off the BBC for leaving lewd comments during his BBC Radio 2 show on Fawlty Towers butler, Andrew Sachs, answering machine;

b) he looks like a bush pig;

c) he probably smells of stale sex and curries; and

d) Dita Von Teese recently shot down his advances.

Find out who this *prize* is after the JUMP!

It's Russell Brand. yay.