Fame Pictures

So, what do you do when your career's in the dumpster, and your love life is as irratic as Kanye West's temper? YOu strut! and advertise in the only way left... T&A. That's right... who needs a bra when you've just spent $15,000 on a boob job!? You might as well show 'em off!

In other Lilo news... she was paid a staggering $70,000 to host her own b-day bash!? According to our sources: 

Lohan turns 23 on Thursday and she made sure the day would be a profitable one by agreeing to be paid to party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. The venue handed over $70,000 just for the actress to enjoy herself at the poolside event last Saturday, according to New York gossip column Page Six. As part of the deal, Lohan was expected to pose for snappers, and she did it in style, swapping her bathing costume five times.

OK, maybe her career isn't over... she just needs a change of career. I bet she'd make a killin' as a bunny @ Dennis Hof's "World Famous Bunny Ranch". I bet he'd pay her atleast $50K for an appearance and maybe more for a little more!