...and I'm not referring to the word party. Not all is unicorns and gumdrops in Lilotopia. Rumours are flying that Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson's relationship is in jeopardy. Why, you might ask? Well, according to The Sun:

"Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can't help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around."

Yep, Sam's really disadvantaged since a strap-on just doesn't compete! I predict an affair within the next few days to weeks will surface... it's like totally channeling Dallas.