Seriously! If they are wise enough to protect themselves against swine flu then hopefully they are wise enough to 'glove the bits', thus protecting the world against Montag-Pratt spawn.

Here we have Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt on the return from their honeymoon in Mexico... their standard kissy pose with their cute little masks on! Ohhhh! So cute... ugh! Vomit rises to my throat... I can't even 'fake-it' post without wanting to throw up when it comes to these too! I bet this is the first time their faces have come in contact with the masks... I'm sure there is no tan line on their pretty little tanned faces... I'm surprised there was no 'marketing of music' effort made in their little love campaign; they each could have Heidi's song titles written on their masks!

Bauer-Griffin