Whether you realize it or not, Aubrey O'Day is hypnotizing you with her eyes. Subliminally, you're hearing "Buy this issue of Playboy Magazine with ME on the cover". Oh Aubrey... I'm wa-aay too smart for that... I already bought my copy for March 2009, so you're too late! Not. 

I'd much rather spend my $4.99 or whatever it costs on well, anything else, really. Here she is promoting her covershoot @ the Richie Rich fashion show in NYC. She even strut her stuff on the runway, but not like Pamela Anderson did. That's true talent, and only she is capable of it!

I can't help but ask... did Ginger get to walk down the runway, too? She's the real celebrity in that duo. I bet Ginge also does all the thinking. She's secretly Aubrey's manager.

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