OMG... I feel so badly for you, Ashton! I mean... that somebody has the nerve to build a house on the land they bought!? and in your exclusive neighbourhood... DOUBLE ??? Do they know who they're pissing off!?

OK... first off, most people are up @ 7:00am... it's called a J-O-B, YES... it sucks, but that's life. Second, you look like the only dickweed here. Get over yourself. Pfff... the nerve of SOME people!

Finally, nobody's fooled by your retraction on Twitter, that you were only joking. I'm so definitely not buying what you're trying to sell. Ooh! and no, I doubt I was just PUNK'D.