Jodie Marsh is that is, not that chick sitting next to her. That chick looks PERTURBED big time! OMG... that chick IS her GF!? So, here we have Jodie Marsh lovin' her Mc-i-dees, and all the attention that she's getting from the photogs. I GUESS, her boob job is paying off in cash money and publicity.

Not too sure what the N shaved into the side of her head is mean't to mean!? Maybe it represents Nike and she has her own take on the slogan: "Just do me". Well, she has recently turned lesbian, and rumours are swirling that she wants to have a baby with her new belle... but, needs some of that pesky sperm to do it.

She's not the only one who's looking for sperm... try Splendora and Ignora (NSFW). Jodie should totally join that group and become the third "lady" @ Queer Bait!

Just when you wrote Jodie Marsh off as an aging cougar with white trash skanked up style, she goes and pulls a Madonna... and turns into a blossoming, I mean bosoming flower of muscle.

With all those tats, you just know that Megan Fox is secretly creaming her pants. Yes, I just said that... I know, was that too much? It's never too much... I'm catching a cold, have a soar throat and so, I'm in bitch mod.e 

Pass the keylime pie, mama needs her vitamin C.

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So ya, here's the Glamour model, Jodie Marsh @ Starbucks advertising the "Bring Your Own Mug" campaign. It's a brilliant idea, I just wish I'd thought of it myself... it's so emm... SMRT! It's truely inspiring when pseudo celebs volunteer their time for a special cause, like the environment. But, seriously... it's an uber fab idea. I cringe @ the thought of how many paper Starbucks cups with my saliva on them are sitting in a landfill site. OK, Jodie... I'm sold, I'm totally bringing my mug first thing tomorrow morning. Wow, a glamour model and a friend to the environment! She should totally run for mayor.