I bet you've been wondering... where did Val and Stella go? We just vanished, sort of like a box of individually wrapped twinkies after Kirstie Alley's dropped by. Well, we've had a sh&tload of work (the 9-5) and finally have come up for a breather. What can I say: "I Missed YOU Guys!!". And what better way to start the festivities up again then with a post on Tila Tequila shakin' what her momma didn't give her!?

Well, I'd pay to see Tila Tequila strip! Who wouldn't? She's an icon in raunchiness and an idol for all young girls to aspire to. In all seriousness... she's a savvy business woman and I can't say she's too shabby a dresser, either. Those black suede Christian Louboutin ankle boots are so kick ass. Yep, she's definitely enjoying herself up on stage with a bevy of strippers @ the Crazy Horse strip club in da Bronx.

So, what am I about to do now? Well, enjoy an avocado, and a little vintage Eugene Levy a la "New York Minute". Yep, it's on right now... channel 224. Back to Tila... she just released her new song on iTunes... titled: "I Fucked the DJ". What can I say... she's a ill rapper!

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