Please, somebody get this girl a bun or at least a celery stick... anythings better than her self prescribed cigarette diet. You could almost think Amy Winehouse has started to get things together... from the waste up. She's still stylin'. The visor's good anyway! Winehouse smoked her way through London as she headed to the London Clinic. Maybe she's been seeking a little help and that's why she looks a little better?

Until you see those legs... there's nothing to them but sinew, tendon and the occasional bruise. And those ballerina slippers have to go already... someone needs to rip them off her feet and take her lifetime supply at home and throw them into the nearest bonfire.

Somebody get this girl back into a studio already!

Bauer Griffin

I'd be willing to say a YES because even though she's gained a little weight and looks cracktastic, she still hasn't gained enough overall for it to enhance her assets to that degree.

I say good for you! I'd be @ the plastic surgeon's in a heartbeat if I could afford it right now. I'd order like I would a martini... "Yes, I'll have a double D on ice, fondled not stirred". Just kidding. Well, about the last part atleast.

Here's Aunt Crackmima in her signature beehive hair up do, but with a daring blonde streak for a little contrast. She's snapped on her way to the clinic with her goddaughter and then, they were off to perform on "Strictly Come Dancing" in the UK.

Btw the shunky look is in... NOT! But, atleast she can pull it off, not like *cough* Stacy London. That chick is totally irritating, plus... any cosmo girl knows that Pantene Pro V is pure shit!!!!!!

Bauer-Griffin

Well... it's official! Blake's just been granted a divorce based on the grounds of wifey Amy Winehouse's cheating. According to our sources:

Singer Amy Winehouse and her estranged husband Blake Fielder-Civil have been granted a divorce on the grounds of her adultery. It comes after the singer jetted back from an extended break in St Lucia, looking healthy but emotional as she stepped off the plane. The Family Division of London's High Court granted the decree nisi following the breakdown of their troubled two-year marriage. It is thought it will be made final in six weeks. The couple were married in May 2007 in Miami, Florida.

But, the best part is how under Blake's occupation, it states Music Video Producer. What!? Does occupation mean job? Because if it does... then I don't think he's a producer. Just because you know how to operate a video camera doesn't mean that you're a music video producer. Why didn't they just put down cronic junkie or Superman?

Bauer-Griffin

So, I just bought a condo a few months ago, I'm all moved in, but... my walls are bare. Time for painting and art! And I'm pleased to say that when delivered, I'll be the proud owner of some exceptional artwork done by LA artist David Gilmore from blog Pretty On the Outside. I'm sOo excited... over the moon, actually. I'll post a pic of it when it's up on the wall in my dinningroom! Stay tuned...

Bauer-Griffin

I see Aunt-Crackmima's polka-dot undies. Here's the Caribbean Queen leaving Maddox Nightclub in London, UK. I wonder if we're the only *lucky* ones to have the *good* fortune to have seen Amy Winehouse's undies.

With her separated hubbie Blake Fielder-Civil out of the picture, I wonder who's going to bark up that tree later that evening. Be careful... I bet she bites!

Fame Pictures, Bauer-Griffin

Is that Aunt Crackmima in a Caribbean sun dress? Or, is it the infamous WINO, wanted in connection with assault charges over an incident with a woman in Berkeley Square?

em, I think it's both! Here's Amy Winehouse arriving @ court with her pops, Mitch Winehouse. I'm so not sure what the outcome will be, but I bet regardless, the other guests who were vacationing in St.Lucia are glad she's left the tropics. 

She definitely looks 100% better, with the tan, and a little weight on. Let's just see how long it will last now that she's back in Camden, London. It's just a matter of time before she gets back in touch with on-again, off-again hubbie Blake Fielder-Civil. Let's face it, he'll be needing cash sometime soon.

The Caribbean Aunt Crackmima's seen here basking in the sun with not-Blake. hmm... I'm guessing he's "just a friend" since I can't say a slim Perez Hilton would be her type. But, the bloody rat look is so not hot either.

It's so good to see Wino up to her regular junkie antics, but is swimming in the ocean topless really THAT big of a deal? Well, I guess if you're like the 10th most photographed celeb on the planet.

Here's our queen enjoying the beach in St.Lucia. She must feel so good to get away from her marital woes back in the U.K.

Uncensored pics after the jump! 

Aunt Crackmima's shown here picking up the street cleaners' slack, discarded cigarettes on the streets of London. She'll bring those semi-smoked cigs back to her crack den and roll'em up into a new one, with a sprinkling of crack dust for good measure.

The plumber in training is also on the hunt @ night to supply "substinence" back for her hubbie Blake Fielder-Civil while he's doing a stint in rehab. Well, he's just out of jail and it's pricy!

A friend of Amy's told The Sun: "Blake thought he would click his fingers and she'd stump up the 30,000 grand. But so far she has refused. He's not happy." 

hmmm... i have to wonder why not? Well, would you buy stock in Lehman Brothers now if you could? Why bother, it's a horrendous investment. He's probably dreaming of crack rocks every single night. I wonder if the rock in Amy's ring isn't really a diamond @ all!?