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OK... now this is such a disappointment. Not only did I absolutely adore Luke Wilson after watching "Legally Blonde" and just recently, "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" with Uma Therman and Anna Faris, but I think I actually quasi fell in love with him :P If only for an onscreen crush.

So, seeing this pic of a pasty, bloated, bad hairy chested guy with little tiny nipples was not what I was expecting. What a let down!

Here he is fugging it up on the beach in St.Tropez, France... he's accompanied by his bros. Owen and Andrew.

Wipe that smug self-righteous smile off her face and than ram a double quarter-pounder down her throat. Wow, what a dark thought! Maybe I should get some counselling!? Or, maybe I'm not the first person who suffered through all 3 Pirates of the Caribbean movies, who's felt this way?

Here's Keira Knightely dressed up like a frumpy female Inspector Clouseau while filming scenes from her new movie "London Boulevard", in London today. So, here's a little trivia about London that you may or may not have known... London used to be called Londinium and was founded by the Romans. 

HOw do I know that you might ask... well, the rents were over last night for dinner and we ended up watching the history channel's "Cities of the Underworld". I was expecting to see Kate Beckinsale in it, but was not so lucky!

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... and not the delicious kind you'd be tempted to spread on your Texas Toast. Did someone have a fight with the fake tan spray? Or, did SamRo throw up on her out of disgust for being stalked in London? 

Either way... Lindsay Lohan looks FUG. For such a naturally beautiful girl, she's not aging well, *cough* frown lines on her forehead... OMG, I just checked Wikipedia and she's ONLY 22! I think I need to lie down, I'm about to faint!

Here's our CoverGirl looking ravishing while sitting in a London cab, after a fullout night of clubbin' @ the Cuckoo Club. D'you think she's staying in the same hotel as SamRo again? I bet SamRo probably split after last night and checked into a Super 8 (do they have those in the UK?) under the alias Punky Brewster.

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... she can't even wait to get back to her five star hotel with BF Doug Reinhardt before she slobbers all over him. Honestly, Paris Hilton should be a side show on Britney Spears' Circus Tour!

Wow… Kelly Ripa is definitely ripped! Sorta like Madonna, but so much prettier. She's wading in the water after filming “Regis & Kelly LIVE” @ the Fontainebleau resort in Miami, Florida. I wonder if she’s ever considered a 2nd career as UFC fighter?

I have to say that I’m a big supporter of Kelly Ripa since she’s so smart, witty and totally hilarious as Regis’ side-kick… But, I think the muscular physique might be a little over done, non?

I predict that if she’s not careful she’ll be suffering from veiny hands just like Madge in oh, five years. She’s definitely wearing a cute bikini though, pity that her navel area reminds me of a certain fashion designer that we’ll call “Mike”.

Check out the previous post with “Mike” by clicking here.

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Click the pic for the NSFW version! Careful though... it may be PG14, too... or better yet, R rated. It all depends on how much fug you can handle. It's so long... I bet Pete Doherty used to snort lines off it. 

NSFW versions after THE JUMP!!