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It's drained and completely dried up, along with Kelis' new sense of style. Or, maybe it's the London look she's going for, or the just left the bowling alley or heading to bingo look? Well, whatever it is, I don't think it's working. She's channeling more of a Patty or Selma Bouvier image rather than a foxy R&B singer. Kelis was snapped by the paps leaving Luxx nightclub in London, UK, after going for dinner with producer Mark Ronson.

Here's some vintage Kelis to remind you of how hot she normally looks... well, it was 7 years ago now. Could Kelis and Mark be collaborating on a song in the future? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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Just when you thought to yourself..."How's Bravo gonna pull another Real Housewives spin-off out of their hat?", they do it! And, in a big way. Move aside peasants, cough NJ, Atlanta, NYC & OC, because these ladies aren't gonna pull a Lynne Curtin, Teresa Giudice, etc., anytime soon.

Ranging in age from 41 to 48 (OK, I couldn't find Taylor Armstrong or the LaPump lady's age... and I'm thinking they're the oldest ones), these beauties are FILTHY rich. Not only rich, but richer than rich, and two of them... Kyle Richards and Kim Richards (not present) are actually Paris Hilton's aunts.

I sOo can't wait for the season premiere Oct.14!

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Michael Douglas covers this week's issue of People Magazine and talks about the big C... cancer. I was really shocked when I heard he was diagnosed with throat cancer. He's undergoing radiation and chemotherapy in a bid to beat it. According to People:

"The hardest part is seeing his fatigue, because Michael is never tired," Zeta-Jones tells PEOPLE. She says Douglas told their children Dylan, 10, and Carys, 7, the difficult news himself: "Daddy sat them down and told them he has cancer now."

It must be difficult for that relatively young family. I still can't believe it, but I'm sure that if anyone can beat it, he can. I'll definitely be tuning into Entertainment Tonight to make sure I don't miss any new developments. Michael will definitely be in my prayers tonight!

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No, it's bigger than big, it's enormous! If vintage skinny Nicole Richie were running down the beach in her baby blue two piece and wearing it, she'd topple over. How many carats is that!?

Well, according to Us Weekly... its 14 carats and is valued @ $1 million. OMG! I wasn't keep up with all things Hilary Duff until I heard she tied the knot with that Canadian hockey player, Mike Comrie.

Wow, I wonder if cubic zirconia comes in that size, too? If so... Claire's Accessories, here I come! My poor ring finger is feeling kinda bare and neglected.

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How does she do it!? I have one guess... her personal trainer that she see's every day! But, it's totally paid off $$ because she looks fantastic! Britney Spears was spotted out and about with BF Jason Trawick in Cali today.

P.s. This post is for Nicole who sent me an email to get me to get off my ass and post LOL Thanks girl!

P.p.s. I just listed my condo for sale... wish me luck!

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As Amy Winehouse was snapped out and about in London last night with a mystery man... who, by the way, is a total upgrade from Blake Civil-Fielder. I'm sure if Wino's new date were to smile, his pearly whites would glare stronger than the paps flash bulbs.

All I can say is that if Amy wasn't so talented and as a result, rich, she would probably be collecting benefits. What exactely does she do all day besides shop for pink ballet flats and bras?

Even if she doesn't make another album in her life and squanders all her money on crack, she'll always have something [her new boobs] to show for all the money she's made. Plus, they're really more like an investment as she could totally strip and make a living off them.

And the drama continues! Before Blohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail, TMZ and other paps zoomed in on her dainty painted fingernails and discovered a secret msg. A message that was no doubt intended for Judge Marsha Revel, the judge sentencing her. Blohan's a conspiracy theorist in the making. This subliminal message was more subtle than her scribblings on Hilroy lined paper that was mean't for TMZ.

I dunno about you, but she's acting suspiciously similar to that of a meth addict, but without the meth face and meth mouth. Yes... I'm a little obsessed with it as you hear about it on that TV show "Intervention" on A&E and it apparently f*cks you up! Or, maybe she's a crackie... kinda like Amy Winehouse?

But, apparently, those aren't Lindsay's drugs of choice. As, the paps have never taken her photo taking apart a toaster or laundry machine on her front yard. According to Radar Online, she's taking a powerful cocktail of amphetamines and painkillers, such as Dilaudid. Whenever I hear about Dilaudid, I immediately think of that 1989 movie "Drugstore Cowboy" starring Matt Dillon and Heather Graham. Maybe they could make a sequel starring Lindsay Lohan?

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As far as relationships go, the Twilight Saga stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, are still going strong! How many sequels later? Too many to count, what with New Moon, Eclipse, etc., etc.

But, they've also both moved on the bigger movies, while still taking time out for each other. Robert Pattinson was filming "Water for Elephants" earlier in the day, which also casts Reese Witherspoon. While Kristen Stewart was in the recently released "The Runaways" co-starring Dakota Fanning.

I guess you just can't keep a romance secret in Hollywood! These two love birds were snapped by the paps going to see a friend of Rob's band perform live @ the Hotel Cafe.

Lindsay Lohan Is Going to the CHOKEY for 90 Fabulous Days! Dlisted

Is Megan Fox's Marriage Already On the Rocks!? Celebslam

Dina Lohan: "This Is So Not Fair to Do This to My Daughter!" Us Weekly

Lindsay Lohan Is Allegedly On Prescription Drugs [i.e., Dilaudid] TMZ

Guess Who Was Slapped With a $17,000 Lawsuit? Blohan The Superficial

Katy Perry On Taming Lothario... Russell Brand The Huffington Post

It's real! So, I've received a lot of flack for posting last year how Kendra Wilkinson looks good from far, but far from good. AND... I'm pleased to say that my high tuned spidie senses were right.

Kendra visited the Today Show to promote her new memoir, "Sliding Into Home" where she talked to Kathie Lee and Hoda about her meth use, stripping and how she finally met Hugh Hefner @ 18 yrs.

Definitely a must read... no, seriously... I actually DO want to read it. It's kinda like a "Becoming a Playboy Bunny for Dummies" version. It's good shit, so worth more than the $14.62 to buy it on Amazon.

Kendra was snapped in the above pic preparing to depart @ LAX with her hubbie Hank Baskett.

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Source: Huffington Post