Fame Pictures

Nope, it's a burly version of Keanu Reeves! The always sexy, except for right here, Keanu was spotted in Paris, France, yesterday leaving the Hotel Plaza Athenee.

OK... it's now 1:25am, and I'm not sleeping... because, *drum roll*, I have the day off tomorrow! Yep, I'm officially the happiest girl alive! Well, except for Paris Hilton prancing around in her ridiculously lame dominatrix outfit grilling potential BFFs @ a makeshift jail. What a DOUCHETTE!

So, what am I up to now... watching American Pie 2, where Tara Reid still potentially had an acting career. What a great movie!!!

Holy hotness Batman! Do I fancy a Super Night Out? Do I!?!?!?!?!?! LOL Here's Keanu Reeves looking super yummy for any age, especially since he's now 44. He's way hotter than Brad Pitt... although, I doubt he has 18 kids, either.

Keanu spent Friday looking for a specialty UK barber and perfume shop for men and apparently spent over 100 quid on shaving creams that smell uber good I'm sure :) Well, Geo F. Trumper is London's favorite gentlemen's perfumer!

Another pic of Keanu after the JUMP!