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So, I was originally going to post about how handsome Brad Pitt was in his white suit @ the Cannes Film Festival, but came across this pic and was undutedably shocked! I'm definitely not a h8ter, but this side view is a little scary to say the least. 

It's like Angie's morphed into a spider, one of those annoying ones that are always hanging around the house in the summer, what are they called? Oh ya, daddy longlegs. And, is it just me, or does that make her feet in those pink satin heels look absolutely HUGE!?

Regardless, she does have a slick sense of style. Yes, her attire is definitely stunning! Brad doesn't look too bad himself! Here they are @ the 62nd Annual Cannes Film Festival, "Inglourious Basterds" Premiere, today.

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Brad Pitt was snapped by the photogs filming a Japanese television commercial alongside a sumo wrestler in Midtown Manhattan. hmm, I think that's officially the largest umbrella I've ever seen!

Well, you know what they say:"You can tell how big a guy's *beep* is by the size of his umbrella". Yes, I know... that's definitely one BIG umbrella. Maybe that's why Angelina Jolie's stuck with him for so long?

Let's just hope this commerical isn't for Subaru.

No, that wouldn't be nice. Here's Angelina Jolie filming on the set of SALT. Apparently, she's doing her own stunt work over a highway... I bet it's really just a 2 foot drop on the otherside. If there is a bit of a fall, Angie probably put Shiloh there to catch her if she falls!

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Angelina Jolie was snapped by the photogs doing a little shopping in New York City with daughters Zahara, 4, and Shiloh, 2. They filled up on arts supplies while @ Lee's Art Shop in Midtown NYC.

How totally cute are they? They look like they're holding Easter baskets. They must be so excited for the Easter Bunny. Ooh, the good old days.

What I wouldn't give to believe in the Tooth Fairy again! Well, atleast it would explain why I'm constantly finding money under my pillow, *just kidding*.

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Wow... not only has Brad Pitt lost his Mojo, but he's lost all sex appeal, and style. That stash has got to go! Here's the uncool & aging Magnum PI @ a photo call for his new flick "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button". 

Our sources tell us that nobody told him to xyz, and he was flying low the whole time until he exited the walk through and all the photos were taken. I bet if Angelina Jolie were there, she'd have jumped in and zipped him up.

... actually, that's probably why he was flying low, Angie didn't dress him properly before he left!

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Trying to guess who's face is half covered by Brad Pitt's? Well, I'll give you a hint, it's not Jennifer Aniston's. 

Find out after THE JUMP!!

The World Premiere of "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" @ Mann's Village Theater in Westwood California last night!

It's truely amazing how who you have on the cover really does create a BUZZ! The December issue of the UK Harper's Bazaar features an especially radiant looking Angelina Jolie, with a pearl/shell tinted make-up line and the most invitingly soft pink nail polish, visible only on her pinky fingernail.

Alluring and seductive, Angelina Jolie hasn't lost that mysterious "je ne sais quoi" that's truely seperated her from the usual gaggle of celebutards. Is she the Mona Lisa of our time? Who knows!? But, she definitely has me wondering... how does she do it? 

Juggling a career, newborn twins, a "might as well be hubbie", and 4 other kids!? I'm definitely in awe. I don't have a hubbie, let alone a kid, and would die to look as rested and flawless as Angelina. I wonder if it's also photoshop? PLEASE say it is so!

More pics from Angelina's Bazaar Photo Shoot After the JUMP!

First off... who is Diane Kruger!? Unless I've been living under a rock, she's not on the A-list. A quick peruse of imdb.com reveals that she's had parts in OMG... National Treasure! Only one of the best movies eva. OK, that's pushing it a little bit too far, but it was good.

So, she's the one who's keeping Angelina Jolie up @ night worrying that her "hubby to be" is not being too err faithful. hmm... if I were Angie, I'd be worried, too! NOT... have you seen Angie!? She's absolutely stunning and just had his twins.

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Brad Pitt is so artsy and I do approve... it's always nice to see an intimate mother and baby moment. What a nice post to open up the Cheeseburger Locker with! We've been so looking forward to starting this blog and finally, it's up! Yes, here's Angie and baby or is it babies, I just don't know! So, I must read this article. I can't wait to see pics of their new twins, Vivienne & Knox Jolie-Pitt, when they get a little older (say 2yrs+ like Shiloh). I wonder if the wonder twins are gonna look just like Shiloh!?