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As Amy Winehouse was snapped out and about in London last night with a mystery man... who, by the way, is a total upgrade from Blake Civil-Fielder. I'm sure if Wino's new date were to smile, his pearly whites would glare stronger than the paps flash bulbs.
All I can say is that if Amy wasn't so talented and as a result, rich, she would probably be collecting benefits. What exactely does she do all day besides shop for pink ballet flats and bras?
Even if she doesn't make another album in her life and squanders all her money on crack, she'll always have something [her new boobs] to show for all the money she's made. Plus, they're really more like an investment as she could totally strip and make a living off them.
And the drama continues! Before Blohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail, TMZ and other paps zoomed in on her dainty painted fingernails and discovered a secret msg. A message that was no doubt intended for Judge Marsha Revel, the judge sentencing her. Blohan's a conspiracy theorist in the making. This subliminal message was more subtle than her scribblings on Hilroy lined paper that was mean't for TMZ.
I dunno about you, but she's acting suspiciously similar to that of a meth addict, but without the meth face and meth mouth. Yes... I'm a little obsessed with it as you hear about it on that TV show "Intervention" on A&E and it apparently f*cks you up! Or, maybe she's a crackie... kinda like Amy Winehouse?
But, apparently, those aren't Lindsay's drugs of choice. As, the paps have never taken her photo taking apart a toaster or laundry machine on her front yard. According to Radar Online, she's taking a powerful cocktail of amphetamines and painkillers, such as Dilaudid. Whenever I hear about Dilaudid, I immediately think of that 1989 movie "Drugstore Cowboy" starring Matt Dillon and Heather Graham. Maybe they could make a sequel starring Lindsay Lohan?
As far as relationships go, the Twilight Saga stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, are still going strong! How many sequels later? Too many to count, what with New Moon, Eclipse, etc., etc.
But, they've also both moved on the bigger movies, while still taking time out for each other. Robert Pattinson was filming "Water for Elephants" earlier in the day, which also casts Reese Witherspoon. While Kristen Stewart was in the recently released "The Runaways" co-starring Dakota Fanning.
I guess you just can't keep a romance secret in Hollywood! These two love birds were snapped by the paps going to see a friend of Rob's band perform live @ the Hotel Cafe.
Lindsay Lohan Is Going to the CHOKEY for 90 Fabulous Days! Dlisted
Is Megan Fox's Marriage Already On the Rocks!? Celebslam
Dina Lohan: "This Is So Not Fair to Do This to My Daughter!" Us Weekly
Lindsay Lohan Is Allegedly On Prescription Drugs [i.e., Dilaudid] TMZ
Guess Who Was Slapped With a $17,000 Lawsuit? Blohan The Superficial
Katy Perry On Taming Lothario... Russell Brand The Huffington Post
It's real! So, I've received a lot of flack for posting last year how Kendra Wilkinson looks good from far, but far from good. AND... I'm pleased to say that my high tuned spidie senses were right.
Kendra visited the Today Show to promote her new memoir, "Sliding Into Home" where she talked to Kathie Lee and Hoda about her meth use, stripping and how she finally met Hugh Hefner @ 18 yrs.
Definitely a must read... no, seriously... I actually DO want to read it. It's kinda like a "Becoming a Playboy Bunny for Dummies" version. It's good shit, so worth more than the $14.62 to buy it on Amazon.
Kendra was snapped in the above pic preparing to depart @ LAX with her hubbie Hank Baskett.
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Source: Huffington Post
My guess would have to be a big fat NO! But, Jessica's alias... Chestica is sOo coming back and it's not due to a boob job. Nope, it's from playing hide the powdered donuts with Kirstie Alley. Chestica should totally make a cameo on Kirstie Alley's TV show.
But, then again, her VH1 show "The Price of Beauty" will be returning in 2011. So, she probably doesn't need extra publicity. However, I'm sure Papa Joe wouldn't be able to resist! They should totally substitute Chestica for Stephanie Pratt... she's beautiful!
Anyhoo, Jessica Simpson was snapped @ the Grand Opening of the Casino Club in West Sulfur Springs. Ooh! and the bruises on her back are the result of her holistic "cupping" practice. Lets hope some of that positive energy wafts around new beau, ex San Fransisco 49ers tight end, Eric Johnson!
Source: TMZ
... if Andy Warhol was still alive as Amber Rose's outfit just SCREAMS pop art! I'm not a big fan of pop art, but her shoes are sweet and if anyone can pull off this outfit, it's definitely her! Amber was snapped leaving her hotel in NYC on Friday sans her on-and off-again lover, Kanye West.
I can only imagine how hot it must be in California because it's like almost 40 degrees Celcius in Ottawa [Canada] right now. You could literally fry an egg on the hood of a Mustang!
And, as luck would have it, I'm also sipping on a Starbucks passion iced tea. It's super yummy and refreshing @ the same time. It's absolutely delicious and @ $2.63 a pop, how can you not!?
We haven't heard much from Cisco Adler as of lately, but I'm sure we will sooner or later. He was snapped here leaving what Sarbucks with his GF and pooch.
I'm now officially OBSESSED with the Super Mario Bros Wii game! Stella and I finished it a month or so ago, but now we're trying to get all the large gold coins (three sneaky hidden and difficult to get ones per level) for each world to unlock the levels in the final and secret World 9. We're @ World 5 with all the large gold coins for the previous worlds. OMG... sOo much fun! But, I'd be lying if I said that I figured it out all on my own LOL I did get a little help from Gamespot, which is the BEST cheats website ever!
Happy gaming,
Valerie :)
Just when I thought that I was having a bad day since I was laid-off @ work on Monday, I see these pics of Britney Spears leaving Starbucks, and I guess I'm not the only one! According to Fame:
Britney Spears let her hair extensions, underwear, body parts and erratic emotions all hang out on a standard Starbucks run Thursday afternoon in Los Angeles. Showing off her body in tight and tiny shorts and a see-through tank top, Spears revealed her patterned bra and exposed her cute underwear. The singer’s monstrous thigh muscles looked very well-defined, though she couldn’t hide her cellulite in the LA sunshine. When her bodyguards lead her the wrong way past her car, Spears put on a display of unflattering facial expressions and growled in frustration. Once again mired in public rumors about her child-rearing and her relationship woes, Britney’s bizarre behavior and frazzled appearance point to continued inner turmoil for the popstar.
I can see how the constant stalking of the paparazzi could finally get on a girl's last nerve and when her nerves are already sensitive, it can't be a good thing. Eventhough Brit's hair looks a fright, I still yearn for my "Great Lengths" extensions. I so hope Brit can take a vacay sometime soon as she definitely needs one. Ooh! and I'm not talking Disneyland!