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Mel B has just proven that blondes really do have more fun, well atleast that anyone can look absof&*king beautiful as one. She looks ten times prettier than usual... how can that be?
Even her make-up is flawless. Those Christian Louboutin heels are a perfect addition, as well.
Former Spice Girl, Mel B, was snapped @ the photocall to launch Vitamin Water in London, UK. You have to wonder what her beau thinks of the wig and if they introduced in during sexy times?
I had to share... it's hilarious! I don't know how Kelly Ripa does it, but not only does she look just like Kate Gosselin, but she even has her manerisms down, too!
Watch the video: Click here!
File this under "Isn't she too old?". I guess all that tanning, plastic surgery, make-up and partying can make a girl look a tad older than she is.
Not that Pam doesn't look stunning, because let's face it, the girl's gorgeous... I guess I just thought she was approaching her mid-40s. Well, if she isn't, than she has some serious grill cheese bloat going on.
That's what I have @ the moment, but luckily it's only a tiny bloat @ the moment. Mmm... fresh white Dempsters bread, real butter and Kraft singles slices. It doesn't get any better than that! Back to Pam... she's in London here.
Boob sizes among the Hollywood elite are often scrutinized, but none more so than Britney Spears and now... Paris Hilton! Well... not that anyone really cares anymore. It's not like it's 2004. But, she definitely has a way with playing tricks on unsuspecting men.
Press rewind. Remember her Oscar winning sex flick "One Night In Paris"? Well... she definitely wasn't sportin' a double D or even a C-cup for that matter. Now... she's like the new Kim Kardashian up top? Je pense pas! Nope, I don't believe it.
There's some serious David Copperfield shit going on here... or, maybe just a box or 2 of push up gel pads!
Please, somebody get this girl a bun or at least a celery stick... anythings better than her self prescribed cigarette diet. You could almost think Amy Winehouse has started to get things together... from the waste up. She's still stylin'. The visor's good anyway! Winehouse smoked her way through London as she headed to the London Clinic. Maybe she's been seeking a little help and that's why she looks a little better?
Until you see those legs... there's nothing to them but sinew, tendon and the occasional bruise. And those ballerina slippers have to go already... someone needs to rip them off her feet and take her lifetime supply at home and throw them into the nearest bonfire.
Somebody get this girl back into a studio already!
I apologize for the lame heading but I couldn't help myself... it's true...
Fashion Group International's 26th Annual Night of the Stars took place yesterday at Cipriani, Wall Street, in New York. Literally, anybody who's anybody was there... dressed to kill. The lengths I would have gone to to be there... you don't even want to know!
Anyway, back to No Doubt... I'm obviously talking about Gwen Stefani... Super-duper-mega-mom-fox! She is out-of-this-world hot! Nobody can compete with her style... she's always so put together. She considers every little detail of her ensemble... yet it's so natural. Love, Love, Love Gwen. Love, Love, Love this whole look... it's perfect and I wouldn't be surprised if it took her 10 minutes to get ready... well maybe not 10 minutes!
Stefani wasn't the only beauty there of course... Iman looked gorgeous in her Michael Kors number and Ms. Dita Von Teese looked extra special with her SPF 5000.
And did she get a new tattoo?? It looks like YES! Well, atleast the stars on her neck look new and pinkish. Daisy was snapped by the paps @ West Hollywood Club Coco Deville celebrating her birthday with friends. I wonder if Bret Michaels stopped by for a drink?
Is that why she has the worse constipated look on her face at all times? Here's Renee Zellweger @ the airport in Vancouver, exiting the ladies' washroom. In other McSquinty news... she's denying rumours of a Bridget Jones 3. What would her BF-Bradley Cooper think of a more volumptuos Renee... padding of up to 30lbs!? He'd probably LOVE IT!
Yes, Nadya's lost weight since she gave birth to 8 babies, but she is still posing for the paps... she's riding the seesaw in a desperate attempt to get the cover of Us Weekly. Well, she's back in the spotlight as she gushed to RadarOnline:
"I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," Suleman, 33, gushed to RadarOnline.com. "I think he's hot!"
Could you imagine "Jon & Octomom Plus 24"? She was spotted with her clan outside Toys R Us in La Havra Cali the other day. I wonder if she'd treat Jon with more respect than Kate? Ooh! even better... Big LOVE, Jon, Nadya, their kids, PLUS his ex-GF, Hailey Glassman, all under one roof.
Yep, it would appear so! Well, you can't really be too surprised since Shauna's looks are starting to fade with each additional year of plastic surgery. Her face is starting to look hard like Katie Price's does. According to Fame:
Playmate Shauna Sanda and a friend head to Bardot nightclub in Hollywood on Saturday October 17, 2009 in her traditional attire of short cleavage revealing dress with nosebleed heels, where the 38 year old model just didn't look as happy as she used to be to don the Lucite shoes.
But, she definitely has a killer bod! Well, as long as she doesn't inflict another nip slip on the public. Can you say botched... but, after how many surgeries!? If her gal pal is the same age as Shauna, then we know who the winner of Miss over 35 is.
