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Oh yes... Vince Shlomi, the infomercial salesman who brought you "The ShamWow", is baaaaaack! He's now selling the "Slap Chop" and you wouldn't believe how many times it's been remixed!
I totally have to admit that I'm mesmorized by his infomercials... probably because what he says is funny cause it's true. Who likes making salad? Not me, but I love eating it! Tuna IS boring... but not in tuna salad. Wow, it's like he knows me sOo well.
That's probably why he's a millionaire now... that devilish charm, witty catch phrases and ability to just suck you in. The 2nd video is a shorter version called "Slap My Nuts" and it's HILARIOUS!
OK... I think I'm drooling! This is one of the phattest condos I've ever seen! This sweet little pice of real estate is Jason Statham's Hollywood condo. It's located on N.Vine Street, is 2,140 square feet with 2 bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, and is listed @ $1,395,000. According to the Real Estalker:
DESCRIPTION: Simply the BEST & largest unit in one of the most architecturally significant buildings on W. coast. This *CELEBRITY OWNED* Uber chic loft featrs exquisite upgrades inc. Viking applncs & island, dsgnr bthrms, hrdwd floor, hand carpentered closet & pantry. ONLY the 8th floor features over sized windows to gaze directly at the sparkling lights at Sunset beneath the Hollywood sign nestled behind the iconic Capital records building from your living room, a loft and home that defines sophistication.
hmm... Stella, get your passport ready. We have a little real estate browsing to do! Yep, I'm swooning. To think you'd be showering in the same shower as Jason Statham!? I think I'd die and go to heaven!
Image via the Real Estalker
And looks FABULOUS!!!! No doubt in a bid to remain youthful and glamourous, well... girl's got to keep up with her much younger hubbie, Nick Cannon, 28. Mariah Carey just turned 39 in March. Here she is shooting the music video "Obsessed" on location in NYC.
hmm... now, I like to consider myself the type of girl who can tell the dif between injectibles, and I'd have to say that Mariah's had both a muscle relaxant (Botox) and a non-permanent (much safer) filler... probably Restylene.
And it goes to show... a little maintenance suits her! Well, @ $600 a pop for the botox or filler by "location" on the face, not everyone can looks as fresh faced and youthful as Mariah while pushing 40!
That totally sounds like the title of a new porno. I can so see it... the clerk @ the Chanel Boutique approaches the ladies and propositions them by asking: "Is there something I can help you find?" And Kim replies... "I'm looking for something big". OK...
Well, they do look like two blow-up dolls browsing the shop. Talking about blow-up dolls and porno, I just got a flashback of Irvine Welsh's book "Porno". I read half of it, but got rid of it b/c it was making my mom uncomfortable seeing it lying around. Wow... I'm such a wimp!
Here's Kim Kardashian and BFF LaLa Vasquez shopping @ Chanel on Robertson Blvd. today in LA time, yesterday in NYC time, which is my time!
Sean William Scott looked a little rough around the edges yesterday while meeting up with his mom Patricia Ann and a friend at Morandi restaurant in the West Village.
Bizarre... I am slightly suspicious about that backpack of his... he seems to have the grip of death on that sac before, during and after dining??? Hmmm... What's in the bag Scott? The last time I held on to a backpack like that was when I was 16 and had a 40oz of vodka and was heading out to the school dance (you know exactly what I am talking about)! Oh well... I guess we'll never know!
Can I just say that it's nice to Stifler hanging out with his mom. Very cute!
No seriously... Katie Price is flying low! X Y Z lady! Xamine Your Zipper!!!! Here's Price grocery shopping with son Junior in London. Not a care in the world... I wonder if she goes home to realize her zips down and freaks... doubtful! She probably does it on purpose. Whereas I would get home and be like 'What the fuck! Why didn't anybody fucking tell me!'
She's probably not even wearing underwear... Sorry gentlemen, these are the best shots I could find!
On a completely different note, how often do you think she gets her teeth bleached... those things are blinding! It looks like she squished a bunch of Chiclets onto her teeth. Every Halloween I stick Candy Corn on my canines so it looks like I have fangs! Yes, I am crazy! LOL
And what a dad to have! Here are the super cute father son duo, Gavin Rossdale and Kingston Rossdale spending a sunny day together in Manhattan. First a little fun time at the park, then some ice-cream from Yogenberry for Kingston and coffee from Gramercy Star Cafe for Gavin.
That little Kingston is the CUTEST kid EVER! I Love that mom and dad take such pride in their wee ones... they've got more style than most adults I know, baby Zuma included. It also helps that mom has her own delicious clothing line L.A.M.B. Look at those adorable shoes on Kingston! I tell ya, that Gwen Stefani is a force to be reckoned with when it comes to fashion... and music, and pretty much everything. I go to Holt Renfrew all the time so I can ogle over the L.A.M.B. shoes... one day I will own a pair! Anyway... Love Gwen Stefani... love the Stefani-Rossdale family! They're a beautiful bunch indeed not to mention the epitome of cool!
I never thought I'd say that, but he is! Peter Andre spent the day running errands in East Sussex on Saturday, even picking up a copy of The Sun with front page coverage of MJ's Death. He's also looking pretty paternal these day, what with his seperation from wife Katie Price, and all the kid duties he's picked up lately.
Actress, homewrecker, and slobby dresser, Sienna Miller was snapped by the paps with her friends @ the Sauternes wine tasting venue in the famous Bordeaux region of south France.
How fitting of her to dress up for the occasion! And, she even decided to bring Mickey Mouse along to do a little wine tasting... what a girl!
I don't know how she gets away with it... there's never a drought in the BF department, but she often exhibits a disheveled appearance. What DO they all see in her?
