March 2009

Pirate Walk

Korn frontman Jonathan Davis seen here today taking a leisurely stroll through Malibu with his son Pirate Davis. I was a huge Korn fan back in the day... I can't help but wonder how fucking cool it would be being this guys kid. Not to mention, how many other people could get away with naming their son Pirate?! Zero!!

Jonathan Davis is currently married to his second wife, porn-star Devin Davis. The very slick fam of four have a second son named Zepellin. 

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Christina Aguilera Hearts Max

That cute bejeweled heart necklace around Christina Aguilera's neck gives a shout out to her son Max. I can almost feel the love in her heart as she heads into her local Agent Provocateur to do a little lingerie shopping.

According to our sources:

Christina Aguilera flashes photographers a demure pouty smile as she leaves lunch at LaScala Restaurant and stops in at Agent Provocateur where she purchased an array of lingerie in Beverly Hills, CA today.

Is she secretly planning to make little Max a younger brother or sister with hubbie Jordan Bratman? I guess we'll have to wait and see.

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Chubby 14 Year Old Boy @ the Beach

... frolicks with super skinny 16 year old boy. But wait!? That's not a 14 year old boy, that's Kelly Osbourne and her stick thin friend is none other than her BF, Oops... fiance, Luke Worrell in Miami. 

The two spent the day flirting it up with a little splashing in the ocean, jet-skiing and pin the lifejacket on the donkey game. 

OMG... does this mean that Kelly's actually, potentially, going to get a tan? Hell, her fiance needs one more than she does. The only ones whiter than them is Dita Von Teese and Count Chocula.

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Guess Who's Wearing Holy Granny Undies?

Find out who's wearing the holy pink granny undies after the JUMP!!


Puppy Love

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There something about Mickey Rourke... I find him super sexy in like a dirty hobo sort of way. In fact several girls I know do. Then when I see him laying down the love on his little Chihuahua, I can't help but love him even more!

Here's Mickey Rourke with puppy Jaws keeping him company while he waits for his luggage at LAX today. There is no denying the love there and clearly the feeling is mutual! Forget all the bad shit you've ever heard about Mickey! Anyone who can love so much can do no wrong! I tell ya, there's something yummy about that Mickey Rourke, yes?!


The ShamOw Hooker Scandal

So, if you haven't been living under a rock, you've probably already heard about the scandal involving ShamWow sales rep Vince Shlomi and prostitute Sasha Harris. But, have you seen the pics? Click here for more from TMZ.

To quickly recap... Vince met up with hooker Sasha Harris in Miami Beach last month, he brought her back to his hotel, they started kissing, she bit down on his tongue and apparently wouldn't let go, so Vince punch her in the face. Once thing led to another and we have a hotel brawl.

Both were busted for felony battery and then prosecuters dropped the case... probably because they have better things to do with their time then to spend it on these two deadbeats. I don't know about you, but I'm now seriously reconsidering if I really want to buy the ShamWow.

OK... yes, I still do.

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Katie Price & Co. Back in LA

... weren't they just in London? Well, I guess they're back and representing here in the US. Well, one thing's good for sure... they'll help to boost the economy. I bet Katie could power shop her way to $100K worth of purchases in less than 2 hrs. 

Here's our favorite broke Posh and Becks and co. out and about in Malibu. It's going to be hard to tell who that baby girl's momma is when she grows up, what with all Katie Price's plastic surgery. But, I'm sure she's amenable to the possibility of teen plastic surgery. 

Her daughter's a little sweetheart, so lets just hope she doesn't fall into her mom's footsteps; at least there's Harvey to hold up the fort and cuss some sense into her if she does.

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Zac Efron's Dirty Ears Es Muy Offensive

While out enjoying a seemingly uneventful yet pleasant evening, Zac Efron, GF Vanessa Hudgens and Brittany Snow are swarmed by the paps leaving to Beso Restaurant.

It appears one of Zac's "fans" is less than happy with a recent pic of him with waxy ears and chucks a box of Q-tips @ him!

OK... I'd totally be lying if I said this news didn't bring a smile to my face. But, Q-tips aren't to be wasted!

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Stella's Closet

There's no denying my love for clothing and accessories of every kind... there's also no denying my lack of funds when it comes to buying everything I would like to have including big name apparel! Nonetheless, every so often, you come across that 'absolute must have' regardless of price... that one special item that talks to you... love at first sight, ya know?! 

So I'm walking around my office building and there is curious little shop that I walk by every single day yet have never stopped in to look ('looking' doesn't exactly work for me, unless by 'looking' you mean over-buying). I was compelled to go in and much like Phoebe Price to a photo opportunity, I am drawn to this pair of shoes immediately!

Let me just that I wear size 10 shoes. ASk anyone girl you know that wears anything over a size 10 how hard it is to buy shoes without your feet looking like canoes! I digress, the sales girl informs that they is only 1 pair of size 10 left so of course I had to try them on. It truly was love at first sight! I LOVE THESE SHOES...absolutely had to have them. THe best thing about them... $60!  THey are from a company named Iron Fist, which i have never heard of, but will definitely begin keeping an eye out for!

Let me just say the picture above does not do that heel any justice, let alone the shoe! Way better in real life! I will have to get my camera out and post some better pics...to come!


Fugglies Go Shopping @ Kitson

I know, such a harsh word... it's really only one fuggly since Kathy Griffin's awesome. Here's the two angels shopping and publicitizing in LA. They're shooting an episode of "My Life on the D-List" and it's quite inkeeping since the tall blonde dildo, aka Paris Hilton, is in it. 

So, in other news... I just watched the movie "MILK" with my friend Erin and it was good, but long. Maybe I'm just a little ADD, not sure yet whether it's me or it was a little boring @ first. I so don't know.

Now, I'm watching "Until Debt Do Us Part" and what an episode! I'm seriously entertaining the idea of having a "budget binder" to zap out those annoying little expenses like say Starbucks 3 times in one day! Ooh! I hope that cute lil long haired chi pees on Paris' dress.

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