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In a word, yes. Ooh! and yes, Posh, I would be worried since there's a new fashionista in the media and she's more than half your age!
Lourdes's future in the fashion industry is definitely looking bright. With any luck, she'll be able to show Mary-Kate Olsen how to pull off "Shabby Chic" without looking like she's dating Joaquin Phoenix.
OMG... I just realized, HER UNIBROW IS GONE. Yep, this is just the beginning. Paris, Milan, & Tokyo, watch out because here comes Lourdes!


It must be because he just left the bank with a fat wallet or because of all the green he's wearing... hmm, the Boston Celtics, fabu team. That's emm, basketball, right? Is that even the right leprechaun? Talking about sports, I so can't wait for the Superbowl tomorrow!!!

So, it's like the middle of the winter here in Ottawa, it was minus 17 degrees Celcius today (that's 1.5 degrees Fahrenheit).. ya, brrrrr. There's like so much salt on the roads to make them less slippery, but what does that do...?
I'll tell you what that does... BIG salt stains EVERYWHERE! Salt totally wreck your clothes. So, what is a girl suppose to do? I'm now totally going to purge all the shiteacious, salty & worn-out clothing from my dirty laundry heap. I mean, why bother washing and wearing them again, you know? This is going to feel like sOo good. Of course, I'll keep the stuff I like, but I'm not bothering with the cheapo and I'm bored of it stuff.
Cheapo stuff = Smart Set pants that are cheapish, but OK for work, etc. You know the stuff... you feel unattractive wearing it, and dream about 4pm so that you can go home and take it off. Ya, that stuff...!
I'm saying no to it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay :) Did someone say time for shopping!?
Here are some pics of Jennifer Love Hewitt out and about in Hollywood on Friday. Psst... I think she's headed to the gym. That's like so another thing I have to start doing again.
What IS WITH this renewed energy!? I think it must be because I just got a whole new set of dishes from Pier1... loving them. BUT, I'm sure I'd be feeling even better if I had a Prada bag like JLove's.


How could it not be all smiles when momma Gwen has, quite possibly, two of the cutest boys around! Here's Gwen Stefani with little Zuma and Kingston Rossdale at Coldwater Park in Beverly Hills CA.
I bet their the slickest family at the park...with all their L.A.M.B. and Harajuku Lovers clothing! How great it would be to have a designer mom! Seriously, their like walking billboards and everybody's looking. I want to be a walking billboard!
OMG... I feel so badly for you, Ashton! I mean... that somebody has the nerve to build a house on the land they bought!? and in your exclusive neighbourhood... DOUBLE ??? Do they know who they're pissing off!?
OK... first off, most people are up @ 7:00am... it's called a J-O-B, YES... it sucks, but that's life. Second, you look like the only dickweed here. Get over yourself. Pfff... the nerve of SOME people!
Finally, nobody's fooled by your retraction on Twitter, that you were only joking. I'm so definitely not buying what you're trying to sell. Ooh! and no, I doubt I was just PUNK'D.



Mischa Barton was snapped here kissing model Irina Lazareanu @ the "Caviar Kaspia" restaurant in Paris, France. The two friends were celebrating Mischa's 23rd b-day!
If you're wondering... yes, this is the same Irina that was dating Pete Doherty after his break-up from Kate Moss early last year. And no, I don't think Irina and Mischa are being serious. Because, it's rumoured that Mischa is already spoken for. According to MTV:
Mischa Barton and the Kooks frontman Luke Pritchard reportedly couldn’t keep their lips off each other at a London comedy club last night.
The pair was photographed at the club for the first time together, following weeks of speculation that the couple are dating
Apparently not shy of showing public affection, the curly haired singer could be seen pecking on the actress’ earlobe, to which she responded with a full on kiss.
Luke spoke of Mischa last month, saying: “I’m very lucky. She’s beautiful, so I feel lucky she decided to go out with me.”
Adding that: “It came about because we have lots of friends in common and kept going to the same parties.”
How sweet is this guy!? Let's just hope he turns out be a much better than Cisco Adler and doesn't pose full frontal. I'm happy for Mischa... Luke seems really nice!


Here's actor Shia LeBeouf joking around outside his home yesterday afternoon in LA. He just can't help himself, can he? I do like his impish grin though.
Shia must be taking some downtime since his most recent flick "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" is in post-production and is slotted to be released summer 2009.


... and I'm a fan of the now aging, and more sophisticated Flea. Is it just me, or is Flea actually getting better with age? Either way, he rocks. Here he is attending a Lakers game on Sunday @ The Staples Center in LA.

Oops... I mean Shauna Sand, that is. But, where could it be? hmm... this is just a hunch, but maybe, just maybe, it's stuck in the sand? Those lucite heels must be atleast 5 inches high.
But, unlike Cinderella, Shaunderella has other special powers given to her by her floosy godmother... that allow her to walk on sand with her magical 5" lucite stripper heels. Instead of a pumpkin carriage, she has a Mercedes, a boob job instead of mice that turn into horses, and a bikini instead of a gown.
How do I get one of those? Here's the 8th wonder of the world sunbathing with her prince, I mean BF, @ the beach in Miami.



But, what about LaToya? So, I've been following Big Brother UK version a little, and I'm pretty sure I saw him chatting her up. If I recall correctly, it went a little something like this:
"Verne: […] and you should be your smile is like beautiful… Latoya: "Thank you" … Verne: "You know that […] I guarantee you, with your smile, you can do anything" Latoya: "Thank you, that’s so sweet" … Verne: You know that."
I don't know why, but I think Verne Troyer is so cute!. Here he is getting his game on @ a VIP party at "Cafe De Paris" in London, surrounded by a bevy of beautiful women.