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Hilary Duff recently released her new single "Reach Out", which sounds oddly enough, err just like Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus". Wow, what a shocker! I know that Dave Gahan must be turning in his grave. Wait a minute, Dave's not dead! How could he allow this!? I hope the royalties make up for this injustice, em... is that possible!?
Ooh!, and I just love this original line: "Like a Prayer, Your Touch can take me there." I know I've heard it before, but I just can't put my finger on it. OMG... it's Madonna's! No kidding. Ya, surprise, surprise, NOT!
This is Hil's new video for the single "Reach Out", if you care.

It's none other than Gwen Stefani's two month old son, Zuma! Gwen released this first official pic of him on her official website today.
Earlier this week, Gwen and hubbie Gavin Rossdale took their little tike to the Beverly Hills Public Library to get his picture taken for his first library card. SOo cute!
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First off... who is Diane Kruger!? Unless I've been living under a rock, she's not on the A-list. A quick peruse of imdb.com reveals that she's had parts in OMG... National Treasure! Only one of the best movies eva. OK, that's pushing it a little bit too far, but it was good.
So, she's the one who's keeping Angelina Jolie up @ night worrying that her "hubby to be" is not being too err faithful. hmm... if I were Angie, I'd be worried, too! NOT... have you seen Angie!? She's absolutely stunning and just had his twins.
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I was just asking where PETA was in a previous post, and I guess we've found out! PETA made an appearance @ New York City's Union Square today in protest of the two "fur hags".
The girls were signing copies of their latest coffee table book "Influence" for fans. I guess, em, fans of Full House or maybe the movie "New York Minute"!? What else have they been in, other than that and I dunno say the sitcom "So Little Time", that anyone knows of?
Here's a clip of "our girls" from NY Minute... it's definitely Oscar winning material! OK, I'd be lying if I said I haven't watched it. But, I didn't rent it... OK, yes I did.

Anne Hathaway is such a natural beauty and it's unfortunate that they put a pic of her up on the cover of the November 2008 issue of California Style Magazine looking like this! She must be getting into character for her latest role... the remake of Stephen King's IT.
She def. looks like she's channeling some creepy clown look while selling you Oil of Olay @ the same time. Such as shame! Who knows, maybe she decided to go incognito in attempt to shrug off questions about her Italian ex-bf, Raffaello Follieri, the con-artist extraordinaire!?
So he's accused of defrauding investors by posing as the Vatican's rep in America... I say SO WHAT!? I mean, he's still rich, right? And what's 4 1/2 years? He'll still BE rich when he gets out, right? LOL

Wow, just because Aubrey O'Day's lil' pooch looks like cotton candy, doesn't mean she tastes like it, too! Well, I guess you'll never know unless you do a taste test. Here's ex-Danity Kane sweetheart Aubrey O'Day slutting it up with her helpless side-kick.
Where's PETA when you need them!? I bet Pamela Anderson's gonna release a statement this week... But, I doubt it will be as "crushing" as when she spoke out against Jessica Simpson wearing the "Real Girls Eat meat" t-shirt.
Next thing you know celebrities will be wearing t-shirts with "Real Girls Pump their Own Gas" on them. OMG that's like so lame. But, on a not so lame note, I totally love the pinky purple dye job :) I wonder if my little guy would look good with a few blue streaks?
Katy Perry stirs up some controversy while posing with a spoon instead of a 3-inch jack knife. Oh, what a bad girl! Posing with a blade close to your face is so rebellious... em, no, not really, it's more poser than posing, but that's just my opinion.
Rumour has it that the first pic of her with the knife was plastered on the front cover of The Sun newspaper just hours after Joseph Lappin, 16, was fatally stabbed in Liverpool, UK. This image is 3 YEARS OLD! Talk about shameless editing :(
Oh! she digs her nails into The Sun by releasing this comment: 'Dear Sun: You deserve a time out. Your “journalistic” approach has half the soul of the National Enquirer. Shame on you.' Good for you Katy... don't take their shit!


Source: The Daily Mail


Holy hotness Batman! Do I fancy a Super Night Out? Do I!?!?!?!?!?! LOL Here's Keanu Reeves looking super yummy for any age, especially since he's now 44. He's way hotter than Brad Pitt... although, I doubt he has 18 kids, either.
Keanu spent Friday looking for a specialty UK barber and perfume shop for men and apparently spent over 100 quid on shaving creams that smell uber good I'm sure :) Well, Geo F. Trumper is London's favorite gentlemen's perfumer!
Another pic of Keanu after the JUMP!

Heidi Klum was @ the Grove in LA the other day launching Victoria's Secret's "Very Sexy Make-up" line. It's amazing how she's like ageless... and always looks stunning! Heidi's by far my favorite supermodel because she's so nice.
Of course, Naomi Campbell's my 2nd fav because she's such a bitch... gotta love it! Oh! and eventhough Ty Ty can get a little annoying @ times, she's also at the top of my list. I wonder if I could pick up a sample of this new line at Sephora's?
I'd definitely like to try it out. Not sure it will be able to replace my MAC make-up though. IT would need to be some sort of magical stuff to do that!


Do these puppies look familiar to you? You may have seen them on the feet of sales staff @ oh, I dunno Holt Renfrew, or maybe Saks Fifth Ave. Or, you might have a pair sitting in your closet right now as we speak.
Well, I bought a pair, suckered in by their cuteness and "obvious" comfort... they're flats, remember? Well, for those of you pondering the purchase, let me save you some grief, don't buy them! They're terrible.! Not only do they slip off your heels (due to the elastic that is not so elastic), but they're a real bitch to break in. Your feet initially slide to the front of the shoe when you walk, and it's super crushing on your poor toes :(
I guess they're cuteness could be pardoned if you decided to buy them only for special events, ones where you don't really have to walk anywhere and gasp, don't have to dance! Only one word comes to mind when I think of my Tory Burch flats: ouch.